The Never Ending Poem...

[littlemanpoet]

Originally Posted by Hookbill the Goomba

But the Dwarves always despised
The ape that stole also their gold

almost as much as they hated being polled
on whether they liked gold better than mithril

[Alcarillo]

Originally Posted by lmp

almost as much as they hated being polled
on whether they liked gold better than mithril

It was always extremely easy to instill
Such hate and anger in Dwarvish hearts

[littlemanpoet]

Originally Posted by Alcarillo

It was always extremely easy to instill
Such hate and anger in Dwarvish hearts

so they buffed the shine on their oath speaking arts
and vowed to take revenge on the thieving ape

[Alcarillo]

Originally Posted by lmp

so they buffed the shine on their oath speaking arts
and vowed to take revenge on the thieving ape

Weapons drawn, they marched across the landscape
Searching high and low for the ape and the treasure

[littlemanpoet]

Originally Posted by Alcarillo

Weapons drawn, they marched across the landscape
Searching high and low for the ape and the treasure

First they found Shakespeare quoting from Measure for Measure
and for anakronistic rhyming heckled him out of Arda

[Alcarillo]

Originally Posted by lmp

First they found Shakespeare quoting from Measure for Measure
and for anakronistic rhyming heckled him out of Arda

Despite the frantic pleas of Varda
Who loved very much Shakespeare's rhymes

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Originally Posted by Alcarillo

Despite the frantic pleas of Varda
Who loved very much Shakespeare's rhymes

But they all heard some very mysterious chimes
That came from the house of Radagast the brown