The Never Ending Poem...

[Balin999]

So Radagast came to offer some commodity
to the fallen Dwarves who lay in the mess

and cried "You're the evil-doer, we guess?"
and together they had some ale

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Originally Posted by Balin999

and cried "You're the evil-doer, we guess?"
and together they had some ale

Until the wizard became quite pale
And did throw up his lunch on them

[Kath]

Until the wizard became quite pale
And did throw up his lunch on them

To which the dwarves replied "Ahem!
Clean up this mess right now."

[Alcarillo]

Originally Posted by Kath

To which the dwarves replied "Ahem!
Clean up this mess right now."

And they threatened to butcher him like a cow
if he did not immediately mop the vomit up

[littlemanpoet]

Originally Posted by Alcarillo

And they threatened to butcher him like a cow
if he did not immediately mop the vomit up.

He conjured in his defense an attercop
that scowled and spit and spun a web

[Alcarillo]

Originally Posted by elempi

He conjured in his defense an attercop
that scowled and spit and spun a web

To entangle the dwarves, like dust in a cobweb.
The dwarves rushed forth with axes but became ensnared!

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Originally Posted by Alcarillo

To entangle the dwarves, like dust in a cobweb.
The dwarves rushed forth with axes but became ensnared!

But Gandalf now came to see how the web fared
Against Glamdring, but he regretfully fell asleep