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Old 04-06-2006, 10:15 AM   #1
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Kath is battling Black Riders on Weathertop.Kath is battling Black Riders on Weathertop.Kath is battling Black Riders on Weathertop.
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Until the wizard became quite pale
And did throw up his lunch on them
To which the dwarves replied "Ahem!
Clean up this mess right now."
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Old 04-06-2006, 05:07 PM   #2
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To which the dwarves replied "Ahem!
Clean up this mess right now."
And they threatened to butcher him like a cow
if he did not immediately mop the vomit up
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Old 04-06-2006, 07:41 PM   #3
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And they threatened to butcher him like a cow
if he did not immediately mop the vomit up.
He conjured in his defense an attercop
that scowled and spit and spun a web

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Old 04-06-2006, 11:05 PM   #4
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He conjured in his defense an attercop
that scowled and spit and spun a web
To entangle the dwarves, like dust in a cobweb.
The dwarves rushed forth with axes but became ensnared!

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Old 04-06-2006, 11:39 PM   #5
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To entangle the dwarves, like dust in a cobweb.
The dwarves rushed forth with axes but became ensnared!
But Gandalf now came to see how the web fared
Against Glamdring, but he regretfully fell asleep
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Old 04-07-2006, 02:52 AM   #6
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But Gandalf now came to see how the web fared
Against Glamdring, but he regretfully fell asleep
Thinking him dead, the Dwarves could only weep
'Til Gandalf could take their noise no longer
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Old 04-07-2006, 03:16 AM   #7
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Thinking him dead, the Dwarves could only weep
'Til Gandalf could take their noise no longer
So he took off his cloak to leave them 6" under
Leaving them all dumbfounded and dismayed
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