The Mount Zoom Challenge - GAME

[Valier]

Eowyn's scary little secret

Eowyn: “Actually… there is one way….”

Theoden: "Ok well out with it my dear!"

Eowyn: *In a hushed voice* " Well you have to swear not to tell anyone.....especially Faramir"

Theoden: :uuummmm right...."

Eowyn: "I also have a small animal friend that I think may help us in this situation, but you have to promise not to tell! Swear you won't!

Everyone: "We swear!! (snickers) "

Eowyn: "His name is Tito, he's a....well just look for yourselves."

Eowyn: * Pulls a pouch out from in between her....aahhem...tata's,and detaches what appear to be dainty lady tongs. She loosens the string from around the top and uses the tongs to pull out......a long purple earthworm.*

Theoden: " Dear that is a worm! How in the world is that going to get rid of a pile of rats?"

Eowyn: "This is no ordinary worm! He is a Bellow-worm!"

Screech: "A what?"

Eowyn:*sighs* "A Bellow-worm you feeble minded ninny! You know, he like bellows and what not."

Screech: "Where did you find that and what is it supposed to do?"

Eowyn: "For your information, I was walking by a pond one day and nearly stepped on it. It let out a bellow so loud I felt sick for a whole week! But after that week, I went straight back there to have a talk with that worm! I said worm, why do you bellow? and he said you almost stepped on me! and I said....well you get the idea.After a long intense discussion with the worm, we came to a consensus. He would live in my pouch and I would feed him the best dang dirt around. And he was most helpful when suitors came calling, I would just give him a sign and he would clear the room.


Theoden: *Trying to supress laughing at her* "Alright Eowyn, my dear we will try it your way! I don't see any harm."

Screech: " But lord, you can't possibly think.....

Theoden: "SSShhhhhh! Alright sweetie you go for it."

Eowyn carried the worm away from her body with her dainty lady tongs and placed it on a high shelf.

Eowyn: "Alright everybody out! I don't think you want to be here for this!"

All the people and horses were evacuated to the outside of the great Medul-Zoom.

Eowyn: Alright, I have instructed Tito to start his stuff, when I shut this door. Ready?....O you better plug your ears just in case." * Slams the door shut*

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Meanwhile inside......

The rats began to mull around freely now they had noticed that the people had left.

Rats: Screeeeeeeech (Which means alright!)

The gross purple earthworm named Tito rippled himself to the edge of the shelf. He raised himself up so he was almost vertical. "Ahem, Ahem.....Ahem, ahem"

Rats:" Screech, screech!" ( translates to Hey, look up...way up)

The Bellow-worm Tito began to constrict and contract, constrict then contract. He gave one last heave and he began to fill his lungs with air.
(Wait....do worms even have lungs?.....Oh well back to the story) He swelled in size and opened wide. "BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!

Rats: " squeek!" ( Translates to Let's get the heck outta here! Leave the food behind! Save the woman and children! Run away! Run away! OOOOhhhhh geeze!!!! Why Oh why? How do we get out? aaaaaahhhhhhhhh! Hold your ears!)

The rats began to run around in circles, some were carrying smaller rats, some were clawing their ears.But none knew how to get away from the horrible noise.

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Meanwhile outside......

Theoden:* With ear pressed to Medul-zoom's exterior* " I don't hear anything"

Eowyn: "Oh just wait he's just getting warmed up!"

Screech: "Right ok....cause he can really make noise!" *****shhaaa*

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Back inside........

Tito began to move his..."head" up and down, he opened his mouth up even wider and let out a sonic boom of sound.

Tito: "BBBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAA!


The door of Medul-Zoom came blasting open, throwing everyone feet away from the door. A whole mess of rats came flooding out covering everyone besides Eowyn, who had taken cover. The rats began to disappate as they headed towards the eaves of Mirkwood.

Screech: "Wait! Wait! Tina....Billy...Wait for me!" *runs off into the sunset after his beloved rats, never to be seen again*

Eowyn rose gracefully from the ground and headed into Medul-zoom to fetch Tito. Everyone else stood around looking dazed.

Eowyn: "Alright I have thanked Tito and fed him some dirt. You can all go back inside all the rats are gone."

Eowyn: " I saved the day again! Well shall now travel North.....I have the perfect black dress for this occasion.......* Wanders off to change again..*

Eorlingas: " Oh just wait till we tell Faramir about Eowyn's little slimy friend!......"