The Never Ending Poem...

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Originally Posted by Alcarillo

He stole all sorts of sweet, mouth-watering tasties
Stuffing them into his pockets deep

And in Isenguard made a large heap
of all he had stolen in his malice

[littlemanpoet]

Originally Posted by Hookbill the Goomba

And in Isengard made a large heap
of all he had stolen in his malice

But it sank under its own weight, lacking ballast,
until found by a Balrog named Hubert

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Originally Posted by littlemanpoet

But it sank under its own weight, lacking ballast,
until found by a Balrog named Hubert

Who was eating a lot of sherbet
So he was going insane on sugar

[Alcarillo]

Originally Posted by Hookbill

Who was eating a lot of sherbet
So he was going insane on sugar

And he shouted "Booger! Booger!"
Until Saruman came to calm him down.

[Legolas in spandex]

Originally Posted by Alcarillo

And he shouted "Booger! Booger!"
Until Saruman came to calm him down.

And he looked at him with a vicious frown
"I do not like how you have behaved..."

[littlemanpoet]

Originally Posted by Legolas in spandex

And he looked at him with a vicious frown
"I do not like how you have behaved,

So if you don't stop I'll have your wings shaved."
"Sez you," Hubert retorted. "Try an' I'll whip your...

[Alcarillo]

Originally Posted by lmp

So if you don't stop I'll have your wings shaved."
"Sez you," Hubert retorted. "Try an' I'll whip your...

sensitive bum, whippin' it raw an' red an' sore."
Saruman fumed. "I'll have revenge! You will be sorry soon!"