Be careful what you wish for...

[The 1,000 Reader]

Originally Posted by Hookbill the Goomba

I wish Sauron had a small dog, called Jim.

Granted. Jim ruins the floor of Barad-Dur and is never quiet. A "mutiny" occurs and the orcs overthrow Sauron simply to get rid of that blasted dog.


I wish that a hurricane hit Middle-Earth.

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Originally Posted by The 1,000 Reader

I wish that a hurricane hit Middle-Earth.

Andit was so. A hurricane takes a large swing at Middle Earth. But, of course, Orome isn't very happy about this, and so he sounds his horn and hits the hurricane back. There then erupts a huge fight in which all the Valar get involved and confusion mounts when Melko joins in. Even ten hours after the hurricane has departed, the fight continues until the fight causes more devastation than any hurricane could have been.

I wish Gandalf and Radagast had their own spin off show.

[The Elf-warrior]

I wish Gandalf and Radagast had their own spin off show.

Your wish is granted. The show was called "The Lone Wizard." Radagast played his faithful Druadan companion Targo.

I wish that Ar-Pharazon hadn't taken Sauron to Numenor.

[Celuien]

Originally Posted by The Elf-warrior

I wish that Ar-Pharazon hadn't taken Sauron to Numenor.

1-2-3. Granted. Instead of Numenor, Ar-Pharazon takes Sauron to Disneyland. Sauron dresses up as Mickey Mouse, Ar-Pharazon becomes Donald Duck, and they spend the rest of their lives posing for pictures with their adoring fans.

(And you wondered why Tolkien disliked Disney. )

I wish that Hobbits really did have express trains.

[Rune Son of Bjarne]

Originally Posted by Celuien

I wish that Hobbits really did have express trains.

The Hobbits now posses the fastest trains in all of Middle Earth, but they dont have any tracks and thats just plain silly!

I wish that Elves and Orcs would meet once a year to tell each other ghost stories

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Originally Posted by Rune Son of Bjarne

I wish that Elves and Orcs would meet once a year to tell each other ghost stories

Granted.
However, the ghost stories that the elves tell are not quite as scary as the Orcs', consequently, when telling the 'chilling' tale of 'The Elf with half a finger missing' the Orcs laughed so much that they called down the Stone Giants to Rivendell, and the destroyed it.

I wish Bilbo had ridden on Smaug's back.

[Kitanna]

Originally Posted by Hookbill the Goomba

I wish Bilbo had ridden on Smaug's back.

And so shall it be...
Bilbo, with the Ring, on hops a ride on Smaug's back. Unfortunately his Ring chose to slip off just as he was climbing down from Smaug's back. And Smaug was unsympathetic to Bilbo's "Gandalf made me do it" excuse."

I wish Fatty had been part of the Fellowship.