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The 1,000 Reader · 04-16-2006, 04:53 PM

Unfortunately, Angmar had it's own gravity and nazgul (as well as super-orcs) didn't need air.

Elu Ancalime · 04-16-2006, 06:24 PM

Fortunately for Eriador, who is now suffering under the yoke of Angmar with wings, Glorfindel and Elrond stormed

north to do battle with the Witch King in the new Riven-deisel

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The 1,000 Reader · 04-16-2006, 06:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Elu Ancalime

Fortunately for Eriador, who is now suffering under the yoke of Angmar with wings, GLorfindel and Elrond stormed north to do battle with the Witch King in the new Riven-deisel

Unfortunately, Elrond sensed that Aragorn was with Arwen and he quickly left Glorfindel to split them apart.

Glorfindel ran to the top of Angmar and sought battle with the Witch-King. However, he was already out of breath from running up Angmar and combined with no air, he died before he could do anything.

Elu Ancalime · 04-16-2006, 06:43 PM

Fortunatly, Riven-deisel and its new 9 miles a gallon tank had totally smahed the armies of Angmar. Although Angmar was in the air, it had no orcs to send to attack.
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The 1,000 Reader · 04-16-2006, 06:58 PM

Unfortunately, the above was a paradox with the orc armies stuck in the air getting trampled by the armies below who can't reach them.

This caused an explosion that eliminated Middle-Earth.

Elu Ancalime · 04-16-2006, 07:04 PM

Fortunatly, that odd rift in space-time not only destroyed Middle Earth, but created a new perverted one, with Melkor in charge, having dwarves work in strawberry fields, elves in sweat shops, and men that could never eat beef. But why was this fortunate? Because Radagast was leading an army to attack Minas Fornost.
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Hookbill the Goomba · 04-17-2006, 02:12 AM

Unfortunately, this was all very confusing and Professor Tolkien had to go and have a little lie down.

04-16-2006, 04:53 PM	#1
The 1,000 Reader Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps. Posts: 527	Unfortunately, Angmar had it's own gravity and nazgul (as well as super-orcs) didn't need air. __________________ "And forth went Morgoth, and he was halted by the elves. Then went Sauron, who was stopped by a dog and then aged men. Finally, there came the Witch-King, who destroyed Arnor, but nobody seems to remember that." -A History of Villains

04-16-2006, 06:24 PM	#2
Elu Ancalime Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Anador Posts: 476	Fortunately for Eriador, who is now suffering under the yoke of Angmar with wings, Glorfindel and Elrond stormed north to do battle with the Witch King in the new Riven-deisel ________ IOLITE VAPORIZER Last edited by Elu Ancalime; 03-03-2011 at 11:52 PM.

04-16-2006, 06:43 PM	#4
Elu Ancalime Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Anador Posts: 476	Fortunatly, Riven-deisel and its new 9 miles a gallon tank had totally smahed the armies of Angmar. Although Angmar was in the air, it had no orcs to send to attack. ________ Disabilities Forums Last edited by Elu Ancalime; 03-03-2011 at 11:52 PM.

04-16-2006, 06:58 PM	#5
The 1,000 Reader Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps. Posts: 527	Unfortunately, the above was a paradox with the orc armies stuck in the air getting trampled by the armies below who can't reach them. This caused an explosion that eliminated Middle-Earth. __________________ "And forth went Morgoth, and he was halted by the elves. Then went Sauron, who was stopped by a dog and then aged men. Finally, there came the Witch-King, who destroyed Arnor, but nobody seems to remember that." -A History of Villains

04-16-2006, 07:04 PM	#6
Elu Ancalime Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Anador Posts: 476	Fortunatly, that odd rift in space-time not only destroyed Middle Earth, but created a new perverted one, with Melkor in charge, having dwarves work in strawberry fields, elves in sweat shops, and men that could never eat beef. But why was this fortunate? Because Radagast was leading an army to attack Minas Fornost. ________ Mercedes-benz om601 engine specifications Last edited by Elu Ancalime; 03-03-2011 at 11:53 PM.

04-17-2006, 02:12 AM	#7
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Unfortunately, this was all very confusing and Professor Tolkien had to go and have a little lie down. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...