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Eonwe · 05-16-2006, 03:15 PM

Didn't matter. He's Tulkas.

The 1,000 Reader · 05-16-2006, 09:10 PM

Unfortunately, being an aniur doesn't make you invincible, so Tulkas was horribly burned, though through determination and will power he climbed out alive.

Eonwe · 05-16-2006, 09:14 PM

Fortunately, his heroic efforts inspired everyone to do their best in keeping this thread revived!

And as a side benefit, Melkor desided to be good, after seeing Tulkas' heroic deads.

The 1,000 Reader · 05-16-2006, 09:17 PM

Unfortunately, Morgoth messed up terribly and caused the first world war of Middle-Earth.

Hookbill the Goomba · 05-16-2006, 11:37 PM

Fortunately, the war was between two ants.

Tuor of Gondolin · 05-17-2006, 05:50 AM

Unfortunately the ants were survivors of the
classic '50s movie THEM! and they caused
so much havoc Tulkas was sent to remove them
before his plastic surgery was completed at VGH
(Valinor General Hospital).

Hookbill the Goomba · 05-17-2006, 05:53 AM

Fortunately, no one noticed any difference in Tulkas. The plastic surgeon was a dotard who operated on the wrong person, he merely gave Tulkas wider eyebrows.

05-16-2006, 03:15 PM	#1
Eonwe Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: In a world grown ever smaller. Posts: 678	Didn't matter. He's Tulkas. __________________ I've got bridge club on Wednesday, Archery on Thursday, Dancing on a Friday night!

05-16-2006, 09:10 PM	#2
The 1,000 Reader Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps. Posts: 527	Unfortunately, being an aniur doesn't make you invincible, so Tulkas was horribly burned, though through determination and will power he climbed out alive. __________________ "And forth went Morgoth, and he was halted by the elves. Then went Sauron, who was stopped by a dog and then aged men. Finally, there came the Witch-King, who destroyed Arnor, but nobody seems to remember that." -A History of Villains

05-16-2006, 09:14 PM	#3
Eonwe Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: In a world grown ever smaller. Posts: 678	Fortunately, his heroic efforts inspired everyone to do their best in keeping this thread revived! And as a side benefit, Melkor desided to be good, after seeing Tulkas' heroic deads. __________________ I've got bridge club on Wednesday, Archery on Thursday, Dancing on a Friday night!

05-16-2006, 09:17 PM	#4
The 1,000 Reader Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps. Posts: 527	Unfortunately, Morgoth messed up terribly and caused the first world war of Middle-Earth. __________________ "And forth went Morgoth, and he was halted by the elves. Then went Sauron, who was stopped by a dog and then aged men. Finally, there came the Witch-King, who destroyed Arnor, but nobody seems to remember that." -A History of Villains

05-16-2006, 11:37 PM	#5
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fortunately, the war was between two ants. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

05-17-2006, 05:50 AM	#6
Tuor of Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Pennsylvania, WtR, passed Sarn Gebir: Above the rapids (1239 miles) BtR, passed Black Rider Stopping Place (31 miles) Posts: 1,548	Unfortunately the ants were survivors of the classic '50s movie THEM! and they caused so much havoc Tulkas was sent to remove them before his plastic surgery was completed at VGH (Valinor General Hospital). __________________ Aure Entuluva!

05-17-2006, 05:53 AM	#7
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fortunately, no one noticed any difference in Tulkas. The plastic surgeon was a dotard who operated on the wrong person, he merely gave Tulkas wider eyebrows. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...