Orcs and Elves compete in Song Contest - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Nogrod · 05-22-2006, 02:19 PM

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Originally Posted by dancing spawn of ungoliant

as a Swedish newspaper put it, a competition between Beauty and the Beast ended in the latter winning.

And as that Swedish newspaper referred to the fight between Lordi and Carola (from Sweden), one Finnish columnist turned that upsidedown today: it was a competition between the Beauty and the Beast right, but it was the Beauty that won...

Roa_Aoife · 05-22-2006, 03:47 PM

I checked out the link in davem's post. That was worse than the American Idol preliminaries.

Okay, may not worse, but still....

I like heavy metal, and that was just bad.

And one guy looks more like a klingon than an orc.

Encaitare · 05-22-2006, 05:12 PM

Haha, I actually like the song, for two reasons: 1. I love power metal, and 2. It just makes me giggle imagining orcs rocking out. I always knew Lurtz was a heavy metal god.

Guinevere · 05-23-2006, 07:01 AM

Actually I have watched the Eurovision contest too, this time. My first thought when I saw the Finnish band was "Orcs!

as well!

I think they owe more of the success to their masks and dressing up than to their music. At least the spectators got to see something wholly different!
And there must have been a fair number of fans of such music watching this time, who otherwise don't watch this contest at all. (as Nogrod says in his post.)

My own vote went to the song from Bosnia/Herzegovina, which sounded a bit oriental and sentimental . (it was in the 3rd place, I think)

I hadn't watched the contest for several years now, because there had hardly ever been anything to my taste in the last 20 or more years.
I think back with nostalgia to Udo Jürgens, Vicky Leandros, Dschingis Khan and ABBA (I'm still a fan of ABBA!) The last winner I liked was Nicole with "Ein bisschen Freude" in 82.

Estelyn Telcontar · 05-12-2007, 01:20 PM

Well, the orcs are at it again - it's Eurovision night, and last year's winners, Lordi, started off the evening with a fantasy/horror show. Interestingly, I thought the first contestants, Bosnia/Herzegovina, looked very Elvish, though the music didn't sound like it...

We shall see what the evening brings - at any rate, the theme is "fantasy"!

Volo · 05-12-2007, 04:23 PM

Finland lost.

(But won Sweden, which is the most important thing (thanks for voting by the way

) The Finnish song was the best, though I had to vote Slovenia. And I just can't emphasis enough how relieved I am that Ukraine didn't win!

EDIT: The British thing was, again, the worst.

Lalwendë · 05-12-2007, 04:48 PM

After missing the hilarious Lordi last year I had to watch it this year and now I feel like suing Eurovision to pay me back for three lost hours of my life. The only saving grace was Apocalyptica and Finnish good taste in the show they put on, but as for the 'music'? Someone wants to go round Europe handing out ears. Some real Orcs were on the loose.

About three acts were entertaining and Germany did something with genuine songwriting merit (though not my personal taste, it was quality stuff) and yet this all got bypassed as Jimmy Krankie won it with some horrific dirge? Even Terry Wogan couldn't lift it out of the mire. I am proud to be a Brit and to have our sub-Carry On Film entry come second bottom.

There I feel better now.

Lalwendë · 05-12-2007, 05:12 PM

Save your time - watch only the entertainment bits put on by the Finnish TV company. Then watch Germany's entry, Bulgaria for oddness, Ukraine and Sweden for laughs. Bin the rest and save yourself three hours, or it will make you wish you'd scrubbed your ears out with a wire brush.

05-22-2006, 03:47 PM	#2
Roa_Aoife Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Someday, I'll rule all of it. Posts: 1,696	I checked out the link in davem's post. That was worse than the American Idol preliminaries. Okay, may not worse, but still.... I like heavy metal, and that was just bad. And one guy looks more like a klingon than an orc. __________________ We can't all be Roas* when it comes to analysing...* -Lommy I didn't say you're evil, Roa, I said you're exasperating. -Nerwen

05-22-2006, 05:12 PM	#3
Encaitare Bittersweet Symphony Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: On the jolly starship Enterprise Posts: 1,814	\m/(>_<)\m/ Haha, I actually like the song, for two reasons: 1. I love power metal, and 2. It just makes me giggle imagining orcs rocking out. I always knew Lurtz was a heavy metal god.

05-23-2006, 07:01 AM	#4
Guinevere Banshee of Camelot Join Date: May 2002 Location: Switzerland Posts: 5,830	Actually I have watched the Eurovision contest too, this time. My first thought when I saw the Finnish band was "Orcs! as well! I think they owe more of the success to their masks and dressing up than to their music. At least the spectators got to see something wholly different! And there must have been a fair number of fans of such music watching this time, who otherwise don't watch this contest at all. (as Nogrod says in his post.) My own vote went to the song from Bosnia/Herzegovina, which sounded a bit oriental and sentimental . (it was in the 3rd place, I think) I hadn't watched the contest for several years now, because there had hardly ever been anything to my taste in the last 20 or more years. I think back with nostalgia to Udo Jürgens, Vicky Leandros, Dschingis Khan and ABBA (I'm still a fan of ABBA!) The last winner I liked was Nicole with "Ein bisschen Freude" in 82. __________________ Yes! "wish-fulfilment dreams" we spin to cheat our timid hearts, and ugly Fact defeat!

05-12-2007, 01:20 PM	#5
Estelyn Telcontar Princess of Skwerlz Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: where the Sea is eastwards (WtR: 6060 miles) Posts: 7,500	Well, the orcs are at it again - it's Eurovision night, and last year's winners, Lordi, started off the evening with a fantasy/horror show. Interestingly, I thought the first contestants, Bosnia/Herzegovina, looked very Elvish, though the music didn't sound like it... We shall see what the evening brings - at any rate, the theme is "fantasy"! __________________ 'Mercy!' cried Gandalf. 'If the giving of information is to be the cure of your inquisitiveness, I shall spend all the rest of my days in answering you. What more do you want to know?' 'The whole history of Middle-earth...'

05-12-2007, 04:23 PM	#6
Volo Silver in My Silent Heart Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: the great beauty Posts: 1,611	Finland lost. (But won Sweden, which is the most important thing (thanks for voting by the way ) The Finnish song was the best, though I had to vote Slovenia. And I just can't emphasis enough how relieved I am that Ukraine didn't win! EDIT: The British thing was, again, the worst. __________________ Fenris Wolf The EVEN NEWER Barrow-Downs Photo Page Last edited by Volo; 05-12-2007 at 05:29 PM.

05-12-2007, 04:48 PM	#7
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	After missing the hilarious Lordi last year I had to watch it this year and now I feel like suing Eurovision to pay me back for three lost hours of my life. The only saving grace was Apocalyptica and Finnish good taste in the show they put on, but as for the 'music'? Someone wants to go round Europe handing out ears. Some real Orcs were on the loose. About three acts were entertaining and Germany did something with genuine songwriting merit (though not my personal taste, it was quality stuff) and yet this all got bypassed as Jimmy Krankie won it with some horrific dirge? Even Terry Wogan couldn't lift it out of the mire. I am proud to be a Brit and to have our sub-Carry On Film entry come second bottom. There I feel better now. __________________ Gordon's alive!

05-12-2007, 05:12 PM	#8
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Save your time - watch only the entertainment bits put on by the Finnish TV company. Then watch Germany's entry, Bulgaria for oddness, Ukraine and Sweden for laughs. Bin the rest and save yourself three hours, or it will make you wish you'd scrubbed your ears out with a wire brush. __________________ Gordon's alive!