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Valier · 05-29-2006, 09:24 PM

Medul-Zoom "Do you smell that?"

*Eowyn opens her eyes and finds herself tied up in a corner, she proceeds to wiggle her Oh-So slender hands free from her binds.She turns to Theoden who is bound beside her*

Eowyn: "Uncle! Wake up!" *Jostles Theoden*

Theoden:" I'll tear you into pieces! You'll never take me alive!"

Eowyn: *confused look* "I won't even ask anymore. Uncle! Where are we at? What's that dreaded singing? Why am I in these rags? What's going on?"

Theoden: "Ackkk! Stop with the questions. I got a blistering headache."

Eowyn: "Come on now, we have to figure out what's going on."

Theoden:" I just need to get these noises out of my head. Noise, noise, noise, never goes away!" *perks up* Oooh ale!

Eowyn: *surprised* "I never imagined you as a ale person!"

Theoden: "I prefer the harder stuff, but anything to get rid of my headache." *Goes and opens a case of ale*

Eowyn: "Stop goofing around Uncle. We have to get ourselves out of this mess, or I'll go insane from this singing."

Theoden: *Now drinking from a bottle of ale* "You and me both, my head is going to explode."

Eowyn: "The last thing I remember is hearing the wonderful voice of Elves singing, then the rest is blank. Then I woke up here. But these songs...these are just silly songs."

Theoden: "Stupid elves think they can just come into my Medul-zoom and party the night away without inviting me! Well, they'll get what's coming to them."

Eowyn: "We have to get them out of here, or we'll lose are heads."

Theoden: *On his 3rd ale bottle...he starts hiccupping and slurring* "What d'you got in mine?"

Eowyn: "I suppose we have to scare them off some how. But there's so many of them."

Theoden: "How 'bout we go in dere an say "boo!" Ya, that should do it."

Eowyn: *sarcastically* "Sure that'll do it, an old man stumbling in saying boo. Good thinking!"

Theoden: *starts fifth bottle of ale* "Why thank you."

Eowyn: "What would drive the elves away in total disgust and fear?"

Theoden: *hiccup* "I know! Your singing...I remind of the time when you sang at Theo's funeral, and that right there scared the crap right out of me."

Eowyn: "Uncle!"

Theoden: "It's true, I wus jus' thinking, I need to get you some choir lessons!"

Eowyn: *face growing red, but subdues it* "Ok, if it will get these Elves out of here it is worth a try."

Theoden: *on 8th bottle of ale* "Shure worked on me."

Eowyn: "But these Elves are skilled. It's going to take more than awful opera singing to drive them away."

Theoden: *farts* "Hehe, wooh, scuse me."

*A lightbulb appears over Eowyn's head*

Eowyn: *Downs two ales of her own* I think I've got it Uncle!! Grab a few more ales and follow me."

(To be continued...)

05-29-2006, 09:24 PM	#11
Valier Twisted Taleswapper Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: somewhere between sanity and insanity Posts: 1,706	Medul-Zoom "Do you smell that?" Eowyn opens her eyes and finds herself tied up in a corner, she proceeds to wiggle her Oh-So slender hands free from her binds.She turns to Theoden who is bound beside her Eowyn: "Uncle! Wake up!" Jostles Theoden Theoden:" I'll tear you into pieces! You'll never take me alive!" Eowyn: confused look "I won't even ask anymore. Uncle! Where are we at? What's that dreaded singing? Why am I in these rags? What's going on?" Theoden: "Ackkk! Stop with the questions. I got a blistering headache." Eowyn: "Come on now, we have to figure out what's going on." Theoden:" I just need to get these noises out of my head. Noise, noise, noise, never goes away!" perks up Oooh ale! Eowyn: surprised "I never imagined you as a ale person!" Theoden: "I prefer the harder stuff, but anything to get rid of my headache." Goes and opens a case of ale Eowyn: "Stop goofing around Uncle. We have to get ourselves out of this mess, or I'll go insane from this singing." Theoden: Now drinking from a bottle of ale "You and me both, my head is going to explode." Eowyn: "The last thing I remember is hearing the wonderful voice of Elves singing, then the rest is blank. Then I woke up here. But these songs...these are just silly songs." Theoden: "Stupid elves think they can just come into my Medul-zoom and party the night away without inviting me! Well, they'll get what's coming to them." Eowyn: "We have to get them out of here, or we'll lose are heads." Theoden: On his 3rd ale bottle...he starts hiccupping and slurring "What d'you got in mine?" Eowyn: "I suppose we have to scare them off some how. But there's so many of them." Theoden: "How 'bout we go in dere an say "boo!" Ya, that should do it." Eowyn: sarcastically "Sure that'll do it, an old man stumbling in saying boo. Good thinking!" Theoden: starts fifth bottle of ale "Why thank you." Eowyn: "What would drive the elves away in total disgust and fear?" Theoden: hiccup "I know! Your singing...I remind of the time when you sang at Theo's funeral, and that right there scared the crap right out of me." Eowyn: "Uncle!" Theoden: "It's true, I wus jus' thinking, I need to get you some choir lessons!" Eowyn: face growing red, but subdues it "Ok, if it will get these Elves out of here it is worth a try." Theoden: on 8th bottle of ale "Shure worked on me." Eowyn: "But these Elves are skilled. It's going to take more than awful opera singing to drive them away." Theoden: farts "Hehe, wooh, scuse me." A lightbulb appears over Eowyn's head Eowyn: Downs two ales of her own I think I've got it Uncle!! Grab a few more ales and follow me." (To be continued...)