Middle Earth Idol

[Lhunardawen]

Hi, I'm back with a part of the song On My Own, from the musical Les Miserables...in Gollum's voice.


And now I'm all alone again
Nowhere to go no one to turn to
Without a home, without a friend
With the White Face to say hello to
And now the night is near
Now I can make believe he's here

Sometimes I walk alone at night
When everybody else is sleeping
I think of It and then I'm happy
With the company I'm keeping
The hobbits go to bed
And I can live inside my head

On my own, pretending It's beside me
All alone, I walk with It till morning
Without It, I feel His Eye around me
And when I lose it again I close my eyes
And It has found me

And I know it's only in my mind
That I'm talking to myself and not to It
And although I know that It is blind
Still I say, there's a way for us

I love It, but when the night is over
It is gone, the fishy's just a fishy
Without It, the world around me changes
The trees are bare and everywhere
The ways are full of Rangers

I love It, but every day I'm learning
All my life I've only been pretending
Without me, Its world will go on turning
A world that's full of happiness
That I have never known

I love It
I love It
I love It
But only on my own

[Hookbill the Goomba]

So, despite what the critics were saying, Hookbill was through to the next round. Controversial. Surly his luck wouldn't hold out for much longer. This had to be the very last song! People's ears were sure to be bleeding by now!

"Hello, again, here is a song about... well... everything, really. It's called, Immigrant Song!"

Aaaahhh, ah! Aaaahhh, ah!

We come from the land of the Dark Lord's snow,
From the midnight sun where the Dragons blow.
The hammer called Grond, will drive our Orcs to new lands,
To fight the horde, singing and crying: Valinor, I am coming!

On we sweep with threshing sword, our only goal will be the blackened dawn!

Aaaahhhh, ah! Aaaaahhh, ah!

We come from the land of the Dark Lord's snow,
From the midnight sun where the Dragons blow.
How soft your fields so green, can whisper tales of gore,
Of how we came wirth tides of war. We are your overlords.

On we sweep with threshing sword, our only goal will be the blackened dawn!

So now you'd better stop rebuilding all your ruins,
For war and doom can win the day despite of all your losing.

****

All was slient. Untill...

BOOM!

A grenade hit Hookbill square on the chin and he is sent flying into the back of the stage. To the horror of the audience he is still alive and dragged to the hospital, having his head bashed on anything that passed on the way.

[Anguirel]

I'm returning with a version of Mrs Robinson, retitled Earendilson, as featured in the hit film "The Graduate". I will sing in the voice of Maglor, then in the last verse in the voice of Elrond. Harp accompaniment, plus guitar...

Earendilson

And here’s to you, Earendilson
Maglor loves you more than you will know
(Wo wo wo)
Manwe bless you, Earendilson
Valmar holds a place for those who sail
(Hey hey hey – hey hey hail)

I’d like to know a little bit about you for laments
You tried to help me learn to help myself
Look around you, all you see are sympathetic eyes
Stroll around valleys until you feel at home
And here’s to you, Earendilson
Maglor loves you more than you will know
(Wo wo wo)

Varda bless you, Earendilson
Valmar holds a place for those who sail
(Hey hey hey – hey hey hail)
Hide them in a hidden vale where no one ever goes
Put them in your Last House with your great hope
It’s a little secret, just Earendilson's affair
Most of all you’ve got to hide it from the kids
Coo coo ca choo, Earendilson
Maglor loves you more than you will know
(Wo wo wo)

Mandos bless you, Feanorion
Valmar holds a place for those who sail
(Hey hey hey – hey hey hail)
Sitting on a Council on a stormy afternoon
Going to the Istari’s debate
Laugh about it, shout about it
When I’ve got to choose
Ev’ry way you look at it I lose
Where have you gone, Joe diMagloro?
An elfdom turns its lonely eyes to you
(Woo woo woo)
What’s that you say, Feanorion
‘Mad Maglor’ has left and gone away?
(Hey hey hey – hey hey hey)