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Gurthang · 06-13-2006, 09:57 PM

Sam: "Very good, Smeagol, you transfered that little tree perfectly. You really do have a Green Thumb."

Meanwhile, Frodo looks on and laments that he has no gardening talent.

The Only Real Estel · 06-13-2006, 10:14 PM

Serkis/Gollum/Smeagol/Whoever: "What do you mean I need a tan? Can't you see my beautifully bronzed face???"

Nilpaurion Felagund · 06-14-2006, 08:53 AM

Mr. Serkis: So, where do we plant the petunias?

Hookbill the Goomba · 06-14-2006, 01:18 PM

Sam: I think he's trying to tell us something! What is it? Tracks? Leading to what?

ZOOOOOM!

OR

Frodo didn't understand the concept of height restrictions.

malkatoj · 06-14-2006, 01:30 PM

In their breif journey through other fantasy books, Frodo and Sam were unlucky enough to run across the fire swamp, snow* sand and all. There was only one minor problem--the man in black could get Frodo out, but who was this man in white?

*Lightning sand in the movie, if you haven't read the book.

Rune Son of Bjarne · 06-14-2006, 01:31 PM

Frodo and Sam was very suprised to find a member of Culture Club on their way to Mordor.

or

Frodo: Do you want to see my beautiful belly button ?

Gurthang · 06-14-2006, 02:51 PM

Coach Sam: "Excellant, Andy, that was a perfect form tackle."
Frodo: "I think he broke my hip."

OR

Frodo looks up and finds his Shoulder Angel and Shoulder Devil laughing at him.

Hookbill the Goomba · 06-14-2006, 03:09 PM

Frodo: I'm tired of this picture...

Sam: Really, I can't see what the problem is!

Frodo: I'm about to fall down a cliff!

Sam: I don't get it.

Frodo: Aaaaghh!

OR

Sam: I'm taller than you!

Or yet!

Sam: Are you sure this is Mordor? Only, I didn't expect there to be so much blue sky... or sunbathing...

Rune Son of Bjarne · 06-14-2006, 03:11 PM

Sam: I told you that you have to miss the ground if you want to fly. MISS !

The Only Real Estel · 06-14-2006, 07:47 PM

Frodo/Andy/Sam pic

Sam: "So Gollum was just a mask? And Smeagol was also? What is this - Mission Impossible 2!?"

Formendacil · 06-14-2006, 11:11 PM

In his tempting by the Ring, Sam's dream of Samwise the Strong unexpectedly had Samwise the Strong chaining Frodo to the heights of Thangorodrim.

Lalwendë · 06-15-2006, 06:14 AM

Frodo and Sam tried to blend in by hanging around with the local cyber goths on the steps of Barad Dur, but sadly their hair wasn't pink enough and the game was soon up.

Hookbill the Goomba · 06-15-2006, 06:47 AM

Sam: Well, this is a predicament and a half.

Frodo: Just help me up, Sam!

Sam: I could do that, if I only had a bit of rope.

Frodo: You do have some rope.

Sam: ... ... YOU CAN TALK?

OR

After four hours Sam still hadn't got the hang of Rock-scissors-paper, and Frodo was getting rather tired of teaching him.

Beanamir of Gondor · 06-15-2006, 11:09 AM

Frodo: Rooooosebud.... *dies*
Sam: Where'd you get a snowglobe, Mr. Frodo?

Lalwendë · 06-15-2006, 01:22 PM

Sam sings:

"Breaking rocks in the hot sun,
I fought the Orcs and the...Orcs won."

Hookbill the Goomba · 06-15-2006, 01:26 PM

The Mordor landscape was quite odd, and the fact that their Orc armour seemed to blend in when they lay down, made it all the harder for Sam to help Frodo.

Frodo: Grab my hand! ... ... No, that’s a rock... Try again... Another rock... That’s... That’s a squirrel.

OR

Frodo: I fell sick! Hand me your helmet would you?

Lalwendë · 06-15-2006, 01:43 PM

As Sean and Elijah wilted in 80 degree temperatures, they reflected that The Rough Guide to Britain could be a little over zealous in advising young American backpackers to make sure to pack lots of suitable clothing for "the normally wet and windy weather" in the UK.

Kath · 06-15-2006, 03:14 PM

Sam: Mr Frodo, what are you doing down there?

Frodo: Just watching the clouds go by. How sweet to be a cloud, floating in the blue, it would make me very proud to be a little cloud.

Sam:

Hookbill the Goomba · 06-15-2006, 03:35 PM

Frodo: Quick, Sam, behind here!

Sam: What is it, Mr Frodo?

Frodo: It's Gandalf, and he doesn’t look too happy... or cloaked.*

*Sorry, had to add that last bit

The Sixth Wizard · 06-15-2006, 04:16 PM

Frodo: Alright, Sam. First you coming was tiresome, then your cooking pots and pans were tiresome, but your gardening friend from the Shire is just ridiculous!

Will add more...

Gurthang · 06-15-2006, 04:44 PM

This week's Stolen Caption comes from the video game: God of War.

Frodo: "Help me, please, help me!"
*Sam reaches down, trying to grab Frodo's wrist. He instead grabs the chain that is around Frodo's neck, the chain that holds the Ring. He begins to pull him up.*
Frodo: "Oh, thank the Valar that you came back for me!"
Sam: "I didn't come back for you."
*Sam breaks the chain and watches heartlessly as Frodo plummets to his death. He then looks at the Ring in his hand and calmly walks away.*

Holbytlass · 06-15-2006, 08:51 PM

Frodo: Ow-ow-wow, Sam, I've got a splinter.
Sam: Hold still Mr. Frodo, this'll only hurt a sec.

*look at Sam's hand

mormegil · 06-15-2006, 09:00 PM

Frodo: Oh Sam I simply cannot go any further.

Sam: Yes you can Mr. Frodo, I know you can do it.

Frodo: My feet are aching, my back is sore, and this small ring is so heavy, I think if I am forced to go another step further I will die! You may as well just kill me now!

Sam: If you command sir.

The Elf-warrior · 06-15-2006, 09:28 PM

Sam: "Quit moaning for water! Every Orc in Mordor is going to hear this racket!"

Frodo: "You're yelling."

THE Ka · 06-15-2006, 10:08 PM

Sam and Frodo were in a tight mess... Not only had their car been destroyed by the angry mob of orc Industro-ravers, but between them they only had one pair of head gear with pink shaded goggles and matching bar code left ... Their VNV Nation concert was ultimately doomed.

~ Aesthete

Alcarillo · 06-15-2006, 11:28 PM

Morm's post gave me an idea.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morm

Frodo: My feet are aching, my back is sore, and this small ring is so heavy, I think if I am forced to go another step further I will die! You may as well just kill me now!

Sam, thinking: *Why does he have to exaggerate everything fifty-thousand times worse than it really is?!*

Hookbill the Goomba · 06-16-2006, 03:02 AM

The mechanics work on Mount Zoom...

Frodo: Spanner... Hammer... Bolts...

Sam: Why are we doing this?

OR

Sam: Mr Frodo, your hand is filthy.

Frodo: It's an Orc glove. -_-

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 06-16-2006, 01:03 PM

"Oh Frodo! Why must you ask questions?"

Moving on:

Gamgee flattened Baggins in the 88th minute, and the award of the penalty was just.

Anguirel · 06-16-2006, 01:07 PM

FRODO: And they shall bear me to Avilion
Where I shall heal me of my grievous wound...

SAM: Nooo, Mr Frodo, not Tennyson again!

Hookbill the Goomba · 06-16-2006, 01:10 PM

In the ruins of Bag end, Sam realises now why Frodo told him not to leave the iron on.

OR

Sam: No, I'm not giving you the beak helm back until you admit it looks silly.

Frodo: NEVER!

mormegil · 06-16-2006, 02:13 PM

Sam: Hey look a new picture

Frodo: Sam I'm simply too tired to look.

Elrond: Dear you know I don't like that Ranger so allow me to introduce you to the husband I chose for you.

Hookbill the Goomba · 06-16-2006, 02:21 PM

Aragorn returns with news of a new McDonalds restaurant that opened in Rohan.

OR

Arwen: I thought I told you to get rid of him!

Elrond: I did! He just keeps coming back!

Farael · 06-16-2006, 02:28 PM

Gimli really let loose on Lembas after the War of the Ring...

Glirdan · 06-16-2006, 02:45 PM

An intense starring contest!

or

Gimli: Did anybody order a large silmaril pizza?

Lalwendë · 06-16-2006, 04:13 PM

Pete: "Did you order a taxi love?"

Elrond: "I told you to wait outside for it. He's been sitting there blowing his car horn for the last 10 minutes. I've got a headache now."

Pete: "Don't get funny pal, I'm only trying to earn a living."

Gurthang · 06-16-2006, 06:47 PM

Peter: "Aha! I knew you'd been cheating on me, and now I've caught you in the act!"
Arwen: "Peter, this is my father."
Peter(embarassed): "You're... *gulp* her father?"
Elrond: "...yeah."
Peter: "Oy... this is awkward."

OR

Suddenly, out of nowhere, a timewarp opens and a futuristic director walks through.
Arwen and Elrond look at each other as if to say "Who invited him?"
The director looks around for the nearest chair to lounge in.

Rune Son of Bjarne · 06-16-2006, 06:54 PM

Neither Arwen nor Elrond new what to say, when the little fat guy claimed to be Manwë.

Formendacil · 06-16-2006, 07:56 PM

Elrond: "Dear, who is this man in your room? What will Aragorn think?"

Arwen: "I haven't a clue... I thought he was with you!"

Rune Son of Bjarne · 06-16-2006, 08:01 PM

Pete to Elrond: You are right! When she sits like that, she does look like Grima.

Gil-Galad · 06-16-2006, 08:33 PM

Pj: okay, is this really about Arwen wanting to be with whom she loves and Elrond wanting her to leave M-E or are we all just a little hungry? *nods head to Snickers Stand in Background*

06-13-2006, 09:57 PM	#10921
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Sam: "Very good, Smeagol, you transfered that little tree perfectly. You really do have a Green Thumb." Meanwhile, Frodo looks on and laments that he has no gardening talent. __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

06-14-2006, 08:53 AM	#10923
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Gardners? Mr. Serkis: So, where do we plant the petunias? __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

06-14-2006, 01:18 PM	#10924
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Sam: I think he's trying to tell us something! What is it? Tracks? Leading to what? ZOOOOOM! OR Frodo didn't understand the concept of height restrictions. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

06-14-2006, 01:30 PM	#10925
malkatoj Wight Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: A hovel in Florin Posts: 173	In their breif journey through other fantasy books, Frodo and Sam were unlucky enough to run across the fire swamp, snow* sand and all. There was only one minor problem--the man in black could get Frodo out, but who was this man in white? Lightning sand in the movie, if you haven't read the book. __________________ Now, mostly dead is slightly alive. Now, all dead...well, with all dead, there's usually only one thing that you can do--Go through his clothes and look for loose change.*

06-14-2006, 02:51 PM	#10927
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Coach Sam: "Excellant, Andy, that was a perfect form tackle." Frodo: "I think he broke my hip." OR Frodo looks up and finds his Shoulder Angel and Shoulder Devil laughing at him. __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

06-13-2006, 10:14 PM	#10922
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Serkis/Gollum/Smeagol/Whoever: "What do you mean I need a tan? Can't you see my beautifully bronzed face???"

06-14-2006, 03:09 PM	#10928
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Ignorance is not always bliss... Frodo: I'm tired of this picture... Sam: Really, I can't see what the problem is! Frodo: I'm about to fall down a cliff! Sam: I don't get it. Frodo: Aaaaghh! OR Sam: I'm taller than you! Or yet! Sam: Are you sure this is Mordor? Only, I didn't expect there to be so much blue sky... or sunbathing... __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

06-14-2006, 07:47 PM	#10930
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Frodo/Andy/Sam pic Sam: "So Gollum was just a mask? And Smeagol was also? What is this - Mission Impossible 2!?"

06-14-2006, 11:11 PM	#10931
Formendacil Dead Serious Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Perched on Thangorodrim's towers. Posts: 3,328	In his tempting by the Ring, Sam's dream of Samwise the Strong unexpectedly had Samwise the Strong chaining Frodo to the heights of Thangorodrim. __________________ I prefer history, true or feigned.

06-15-2006, 06:14 AM	#10932
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Frodo and Sam tried to blend in by hanging around with the local cyber goths on the steps of Barad Dur, but sadly their hair wasn't pink enough and the game was soon up. __________________ Gordon's alive!

06-15-2006, 06:47 AM	#10933
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Sam: Well, this is a predicament and a half. Frodo: Just help me up, Sam! Sam: I could do that, if I only had a bit of rope. Frodo: You do have some rope. Sam: ... ... YOU CAN TALK? OR After four hours Sam still hadn't got the hang of Rock-scissors-paper, and Frodo was getting rather tired of teaching him. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

06-15-2006, 11:09 AM	#10934
Beanamir of Gondor Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: the Shadow Gallery Posts: 276	Frodo: Rooooosebud.... dies Sam: Where'd you get a snowglobe, Mr. Frodo? __________________ The answer to life is no longer 42. It's 4 8 15 16 23... 42. "I only lent you my body; you lent me your dream."

06-15-2006, 01:22 PM	#10935
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Sam sings: "Breaking rocks in the hot sun, I fought the Orcs and the...Orcs won." __________________ Gordon's alive!

06-15-2006, 01:26 PM	#10936
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	The Mordor landscape was quite odd, and the fact that their Orc armour seemed to blend in when they lay down, made it all the harder for Sam to help Frodo. Frodo: Grab my hand! ... ... No, that’s a rock... Try again... Another rock... That’s... That’s a squirrel. OR Frodo: I fell sick! Hand me your helmet would you? __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

06-15-2006, 01:43 PM	#10937
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	As Sean and Elijah wilted in 80 degree temperatures, they reflected that The Rough Guide to Britain could be a little over zealous in advising young American backpackers to make sure to pack lots of suitable clothing for "the normally wet and windy weather" in the UK. __________________ Gordon's alive!

06-15-2006, 03:14 PM	#10938
Kath Everlasting Whiteness Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams Posts: 4,533	Sam: Mr Frodo, what are you doing down there? Frodo: Just watching the clouds go by. How sweet to be a cloud, floating in the blue, it would make me very proud to be a little cloud. Sam: __________________ “If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.”

06-15-2006, 03:35 PM	#10939
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Frodo: Quick, Sam, behind here! Sam: What is it, Mr Frodo? Frodo: It's Gandalf, and he doesn’t look too happy... or cloaked.* *Sorry, had to add that last bit __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

06-15-2006, 04:16 PM	#10940
The Sixth Wizard Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Stuck under a rock in Valinor with Ar-Pharazon. Posts: 480	Frodo: Alright, Sam. First you coming was tiresome, then your cooking pots and pans were tiresome, but your gardening friend from the Shire is just ridiculous! Will add more...

06-15-2006, 04:44 PM	#10941
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Stolen Caption This week's Stolen Caption comes from the video game: God of War. Frodo: "Help me, please, help me!" Sam reaches down, trying to grab Frodo's wrist. He instead grabs the chain that is around Frodo's neck, the chain that holds the Ring. He begins to pull him up. Frodo: "Oh, thank the Valar that you came back for me!" Sam: "I didn't come back for you." Sam breaks the chain and watches heartlessly as Frodo plummets to his death. He then looks at the Ring in his hand and calmly walks away. __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

06-15-2006, 08:51 PM	#10942
Holbytlass Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Party Tree Posts: 1,042	Frodo: Ow-ow-wow, Sam, I've got a splinter. Sam: Hold still Mr. Frodo, this'll only hurt a sec. *look at Sam's hand __________________ Holby is an actual flesh-and-blood person, right? Not, say a sock-puppet of Nilp’s, by any chance? ~Nerwen, WWCIII

06-15-2006, 09:00 PM	#10943
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,651	Frodo the melodramatist Frodo: Oh Sam I simply cannot go any further. Sam: Yes you can Mr. Frodo, I know you can do it. Frodo: My feet are aching, my back is sore, and this small ring is so heavy, I think if I am forced to go another step further I will die! You may as well just kill me now! Sam: If you command sir. __________________ “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

06-15-2006, 09:28 PM	#10944
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Sam: "Quit moaning for water! Every Orc in Mordor is going to hear this racket!" Frodo: "You're yelling." __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

06-15-2006, 10:08 PM	#10945
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,403	Sam and Frodo were in a tight mess... Not only had their car been destroyed by the angry mob of orc Industro-ravers, but between them they only had one pair of head gear with pink shaded goggles and matching bar code left ... Their VNV Nation concert was ultimately doomed. ~ Aesthete __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni? Last edited by THE Ka; 06-15-2006 at 10:17 PM.

06-16-2006, 03:02 AM	#10947
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	The mechanics work on Mount Zoom... Frodo: Spanner... Hammer... Bolts... Sam: Why are we doing this? OR Sam: Mr Frodo, your hand is filthy. Frodo: It's an Orc glove. -_- __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

06-16-2006, 01:03 PM	#10948
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,859	Hijacking Alc's idea "Oh Frodo! Why must you ask questions?" Moving on: Gamgee flattened Baggins in the 88th minute, and the award of the penalty was just. __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

06-16-2006, 01:07 PM	#10949
Anguirel Byronic Brand Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: The 1590s Posts: 2,778	FRODO: And they shall bear me to Avilion Where I shall heal me of my grievous wound... SAM: Nooo, Mr Frodo, not Tennyson again! __________________ Among the friendly dead, being bad at games did not seem to matter -Il Lupo Fenriso

06-16-2006, 01:10 PM	#10950
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	In the ruins of Bag end, Sam realises now why Frodo told him not to leave the iron on. OR Sam: No, I'm not giving you the beak helm back until you admit it looks silly. Frodo: NEVER! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

06-16-2006, 02:13 PM	#10951
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,651	Sam: Hey look a new picture Frodo: Sam I'm simply too tired to look. Elrond: Dear you know I don't like that Ranger so allow me to introduce you to the husband I chose for you. __________________ “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

06-16-2006, 02:21 PM	#10952
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Aragorn returns with news of a new McDonalds restaurant that opened in Rohan. OR Arwen: I thought I told you to get rid of him! Elrond: I did! He just keeps coming back! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

06-16-2006, 02:28 PM	#10953
Farael Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: In hospitals, call rooms and (rarely) my apartment. Posts: 1,538	Gimli really let loose on Lembas after the War of the Ring... __________________ I prepared Explosive Runes this morning.

06-16-2006, 02:45 PM	#10954
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	An intense starring contest! or Gimli: Did anybody order a large silmaril pizza? __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

06-16-2006, 04:13 PM	#10955
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Pete: "Did you order a taxi love?" Elrond: "I told you to wait outside for it. He's been sitting there blowing his car horn for the last 10 minutes. I've got a headache now." Pete: "Don't get funny pal, I'm only trying to earn a living." __________________ Gordon's alive!

06-16-2006, 06:47 PM	#10956
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Peter: "Aha! I knew you'd been cheating on me, and now I've caught you in the act!" Arwen: "Peter, this is my father." Peter(embarassed): "You're... gulp her father?" Elrond: "...yeah." Peter: "Oy... this is awkward." OR Suddenly, out of nowhere, a timewarp opens and a futuristic director walks through. Arwen and Elrond look at each other as if to say "Who invited him?" The director looks around for the nearest chair to lounge in. __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

06-16-2006, 07:56 PM	#10958
Formendacil Dead Serious Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Perched on Thangorodrim's towers. Posts: 3,328	Elrond: "Dear, who is this man in your room? What will Aragorn think?" Arwen: "I haven't a clue... I thought he was with you!" __________________ I prefer history, true or feigned.

06-16-2006, 08:33 PM	#10960
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Commerical-Steve strikes again! Pj: okay, is this really about Arwen wanting to be with whom she loves and Elrond wanting her to leave M-E or are we all just a little hungry? nods head to Snickers Stand in Background __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.