The Never Ending Poem...

[symestreem]

Originally Posted by Alcarillo

That greedy Vala, rotten to the core,
Always ate half the burgers at every divine party.

Which was perfectly logical, for his appetite hearty,
Provided him strength to work his evil designs...

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Originally Posted by symestreem

Which was perfectly logical, for his appetite hearty,
Provided him strength to work his evil designs...

He would then drink all the red and white wines
Becoming increasingly violent and unsociable

[littlemanpoet]

Originally Posted by Hookbill the Goomba

He would then drink all the red and white wines
Becoming increasingly violent and unsociable

Though Vana* pleaded, his ire was not negotiable
So Vana called Arien to tan his hide

*books not handy - which one is the wisdom Vala?

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Originally Posted by littlemanpoet

Though Vana* pleaded, his ire was not negotiable
So Vana called the Sun** to tan his hide

But in great anger and annoyance the sun cried,
"He hath such a hide that maketh the blood boil"

[Alcarillo]

Originally Posted by Hookbill the Goomba

But in great anger and annoyance the sun cried,
"He hath such a hide that maketh the blood boil"

And so she began to toil
To sunburn the unwary Melkor

Lmp: Arien rides the sun, but I don't know who personifies wisdom. Mandos, maybe? He's the Vala of prophecy and fately things...

[symestreem]

Originally Posted by Alcarillo

And so she began to toil
To sunburn the unwary Melkor

And from the evil brow, the sweat began to pour,
Until he looked down and cried, "Curse the dark depths of Thangorodrim! Now I need a higher SPF!"

[Gurthang]

Originally Posted by symestreem

And from the evil brow, the sweat began to pour,
Until he looked down and cried, "Curse the dark depths of Thangorodrim! Now I need a higher SPF!"

"Or this horrible Sun will fry me to death!"
So he soaked himself in 80 proof oil.