The Never Ending Poem...

[Alcarillo]

Originally Posted by Gil

And this war was serious to the Hobbits because they forgot about their Taters,
And soon the war spread to the Havens which are Grey! not Silver!

Gil-Galad, you, um...er... bilver!
No true word rhymes with that which you just said!

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Originally Posted by Alcarillo

Gil-Galad, you, um...er... bilver!
No true word rhymes with that which you just said!

But when the curators were all very dead
The hobbits invited the Wizards to tea

[littlemanpoet]

Originally Posted by Hookbill the Goomba

But when the curators were all very dead
The hobbits invited the Wizards to tea,

And were surprised when all three,
one Brown and two Blue, showed up on time


*....miniver
kill her
dill verse
fill hers
hill curse
milner
Nilper
piller
still her
until her
*
get the point?

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Originally Posted by littlemanpoet

And were surprised when all three,
one Brown and two Blue, showed up on time

It was hard for the shire folk to think of a rhyme
But when Gandalf arrived, everything changed

[Alcarillo]

Originally Posted by Hookbill

It was hard for the shire folk to think of a rhyme
But when Gandalf arrived, everything changed

The hobbits sprouted fur and became fanged!
The werehobbits chased the wizards for a month.

Ha! Try rhyming that.

[littlemanpoet]

Originally Posted by Alcarillo

The hobbits sprouted fur and became fanged!
The werehobbits chased the wizards for a month.

Ha! Try rhyming that.

The Blue and the Brown cried, "You little runts!
Don't you dare bite us or we'll be diminutive!

once
bunce
bunt
runt
stunt
front

[Alcarillo]

once
bunce
bunt
runt
stunt

If you had a lisp!

Originally Posted by littlemanpoet

The Blue and the Brown cried, "You little runts!
Don't you dare bite us or we'll be diminutive!

And their voices in anger rose an octave
As though they had breathed in helium