The Never Ending Poem...

[Alcarillo]

Originally Posted by Hookbill

It was hard for the shire folk to think of a rhyme
But when Gandalf arrived, everything changed

The hobbits sprouted fur and became fanged!
The werehobbits chased the wizards for a month.

Ha! Try rhyming that.

[littlemanpoet]

Originally Posted by Alcarillo

The hobbits sprouted fur and became fanged!
The werehobbits chased the wizards for a month.

Ha! Try rhyming that.

The Blue and the Brown cried, "You little runts!
Don't you dare bite us or we'll be diminutive!

once
bunce
bunt
runt
stunt
front

[Alcarillo]

once
bunce
bunt
runt
stunt

If you had a lisp!

Originally Posted by littlemanpoet

The Blue and the Brown cried, "You little runts!
Don't you dare bite us or we'll be diminutive!

And their voices in anger rose an octave
As though they had breathed in helium

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Originally Posted by Alcarillo

And their voices in anger rose an octave
As though they had breathed in helium

But the Hobbits were called by their mum
To go and eat their tea and stop hunting

[Alcarillo]

Originally Posted by Hookbill the Goomba

But the Hobbits were called by their mum
To go and eat their tea and stop hunting

And to help set up the patriotic bunting
For today was a national celebration

[littlemanpoet]

Originally Posted by Alcarillo

And to help set up the patriotic bunting
For today was a national celebration

Despite the lack of anything like a nation,
For the Hobbits didn't care, wanting a party

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Originally Posted by littlemanpoet

Despite the lack of anything like a nation,
For the Hobbits didn't care, wanting a party

And they had a night that was most hearty
Dancing and singing songs so very loud...