Duel of Doom! - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

symestreem · 06-24-2006, 07:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lhunardawen

(Willow, is it just me, or are you always hungry when you post in this thread?

)

Hehe. It does seem that way, doesn't it? But no. Just always obsessed with bugs.

SARUMAN: I am the killer bees that swarm the factory and prevent anyone from working!

Oh, and also:
symestreem: I am the duct tape of doom which will wrap itself around anyone who uncloaks!

Lhunardawen · 06-25-2006, 01:37 AM

Gandalf: I am the field of sweet-smelling flowers that attracts all the killer bees and turn them into--sweet honeybees.

Rune Son of Bjarne · 06-25-2006, 01:43 AM

Saruman: I am the 10389 orcs who stomps on the bees when they are sitting on the sweet-smelling flowers.

Hookbill the Goomba · 06-25-2006, 02:26 AM

Gandalf: I am the 10390th Orc who feels left out.

Oddwen · 06-25-2006, 02:21 PM

Saruman: I am the 10389 orcs who left the 10390th out.

mormegil · 06-25-2006, 02:27 PM

Gandalf: I am the rancid meat famine of the Third Age that wipes out hordes of orcs, including this horde.

Hookbill the Goomba · 06-25-2006, 02:28 PM

Saruman: I am the vegetarian Orcs who are unaffected.

Gurthang · 06-25-2006, 03:20 PM

Gandalf: I am the Ents, who are furious at the Orcs for being vegetarians and demolish them.

The Elf-warrior · 06-26-2006, 03:24 PM

Gandalf: I am the tree farms that make cutting down old growth forests for paper unnecessary!

symestreem · 06-27-2006, 01:16 AM

Saruman: I am the termites that decimate the tree farms.

Hookbill the Goomba · 06-27-2006, 01:40 AM

Gandalf: I am the termite poison that... erm... poisons the termites.

Lhunardawen · 06-27-2006, 03:34 AM

Saruman: I am the termite poison antidote that...kind of speaks for itself, doesn't it?

Hookbill the Goomba · 06-27-2006, 03:58 AM

Gandalf: I am the four hundred thousand miles that separates the termites from the antidote!

Oddwen · 06-27-2006, 07:44 AM

Saruman: I am continental drift, that suddenly brings the termites and the antidote mere inches apart.

06-25-2006, 02:26 AM	#4
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Gandalf: I am the 10390th Orc who feels left out. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

06-25-2006, 02:21 PM	#5
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	Saruman: I am the 10389 orcs who left the 10390th out. __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

06-25-2006, 02:27 PM	#6
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,651	Gandalf: I am the rancid meat famine of the Third Age that wipes out hordes of orcs, including this horde. __________________ “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

06-25-2006, 02:28 PM	#7
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Saruman: I am the vegetarian Orcs who are unaffected. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

06-25-2006, 03:20 PM	#8
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Gandalf: I am the Ents, who are furious at the Orcs for being vegetarians and demolish them. __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

06-25-2006, 01:37 AM	#2
Lhunardawen Hauntress of the Havens Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IN it, but not OF it Posts: 2,538	Gandalf: I am the field of sweet-smelling flowers that attracts all the killer bees and turn them into--sweet honeybees.

06-26-2006, 03:24 PM	#9
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Gandalf: I am the tree farms that make cutting down old growth forests for paper unnecessary! __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

06-27-2006, 01:16 AM	#10
symestreem Face in the Water Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 728	Saruman: I am the termites that decimate the tree farms. __________________ A Gandalf-uncloaking-free zone.

06-27-2006, 01:40 AM	#11
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Gandalf: I am the termite poison that... erm... poisons the termites. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

06-27-2006, 03:34 AM	#12
Lhunardawen Hauntress of the Havens Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: IN it, but not OF it Posts: 2,538	Saruman: I am the termite poison antidote that...kind of speaks for itself, doesn't it?

06-27-2006, 03:58 AM	#13
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Gandalf: I am the four hundred thousand miles that separates the termites from the antidote! __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

06-27-2006, 07:44 AM	#14
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	Saruman: I am continental drift, that suddenly brings the termites and the antidote mere inches apart. __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door