Duel of Doom! - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

mormegil · 07-11-2006, 05:33 AM

Gandalf: I am the government official who decided we should use teflon on all our concrete.

mark12_30 · 07-11-2006, 06:24 AM

Saruman: I am the metal spatula that gouges the teflon, making it carcinogenic and .... sticky.

High King Fingolfin · 07-11-2006, 01:14 PM

Gandalf: I am the flaw in the metal that causes the statue to break.

Gurthang · 07-11-2006, 03:04 PM

Saruman: I am the pigeons who relieve themselves on top of the unexplained statue.

Azaelia of Willowbottom · 07-11-2006, 03:13 PM

Gandalf: I am the wind that blows the pigeons many leagues so that they can...uh... "rain" on Isengard, instead.

Gurthang · 07-11-2006, 05:27 PM

Saruman: I am the Force Field of Doom™ that blocks the unwanted "presents."

Celuien · 07-11-2006, 05:29 PM

Gandalf: I am the sub-space anomaly that interferes with the Force Field of Doom™.

07-11-2006, 05:33 AM	#1
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,651	Gandalf: I am the government official who decided we should use teflon on all our concrete. __________________ “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

07-11-2006, 06:24 AM	#2
mark12_30 Stormdancer of Doom Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Elvish singing is not a thing to miss, in June under the stars Posts: 4,349	Saruman: I am the metal spatula that gouges the teflon, making it carcinogenic and .... sticky. __________________ ...down to the water to see the elves dance and sing upon the midsummer's eve.

07-11-2006, 01:14 PM	#3
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 437	Gandalf: I am the flaw in the metal that causes the statue to break. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

07-11-2006, 03:04 PM	#4
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Saruman: I am the pigeons who relieve themselves on top of the unexplained statue. __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

07-11-2006, 03:13 PM	#5
Azaelia of Willowbottom Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: By the Sea Posts: 446	Gandalf: I am the wind that blows the pigeons many leagues so that they can...uh... "rain" on Isengard, instead. __________________ "Wherever I have been, I am back."

07-11-2006, 05:27 PM	#6
Gurthang Sword of Spirit Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Oh, I'm around. Posts: 1,401	Saruman: I am the Force Field of Doom™ that blocks the unwanted "presents." __________________ I'm on a Mission from God.

07-11-2006, 05:29 PM	#7
Celuien Riveting Ribbiter Join Date: May 2005 Location: Assigned to Mordor Posts: 1,767	Gandalf: I am the sub-space anomaly that interferes with the Force Field of Doom™. __________________ People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect. But actually, from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey... stuff.