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Old 07-20-2006, 03:40 AM   #1
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Grima: What?

Saruman: Destroying the enemy telepathically.

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Grima: Why do you have a Gandalf uncloaked calendar?
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Old 07-20-2006, 02:14 PM   #2
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This is a ransom note. We will hold you hostage in your tower until you give up the Keys of Orthanc, your Staff, and your entire army. Do not try to find us, it will be impossible.
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Old 07-20-2006, 10:14 PM   #3
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Old 07-20-2006, 11:11 PM   #4
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Old 07-21-2006, 03:41 AM   #5
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Elrond: I want to fly like those eagles! *flaps*

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Elrond: I swear the fish was THIS Big!

OR yet…

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Old 07-21-2006, 03:58 AM   #6
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Elrond: Good, good, now enough with bobs, let us warm up our arms... spread your arms like this... hey, you, you four, short ones! you in the back, you're too plumpy to be hiding behind the backs there! Come forward for me to see you, slackers! 50 pull-ups extra, now!

Frodo: I'll kill... Bilbo for... this! Go to Rivendell... Poetry... stars... music, he said... and what's.... this?
Sam: Ah, Mr. Frodo, but look... how all these ... these elves are... sleek and fit..., it is probably... magic Master... Elrond does on them...
Merry: If this... is magic... than... I'm an orc...
Pippin: You... won't be able... to beat...Bilbo... he's been... doing... this... for years... he'll beat you...

Elrond: Hey, no talking! And no puffing! 50 more pull-ups!

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