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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
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Saruman: I don't think it works.
Grima: What? Saruman: Destroying the enemy telepathically. OR Grima: Why do you have a Gandalf uncloaked calendar?
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
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Raffish Rapscallion
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-(
Posts: 2,835
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(Saruman reading)
This is a ransom note. We will hold you hostage in your tower until you give up the Keys of Orthanc, your Staff, and your entire army. Do not try to find us, it will be impossible. Sincerely, Grima Saruman: "Grima...come here for a moment, will you?" |
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Grima: A new image approaches!
Saruman: Finally, before I glaze over... ![]() It was like a scene from The Christmas Story... H. Weaving: Ha, ha, very funny. Seriously though, I can move my arms, or anything! Help? Please?! ~ Aesthete
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Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni? |
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Elrond: "Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ear!"
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Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX. |
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
Posts: 5,912
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Elrond: I want to fly like those eagles! *flaps*
OR Elrond: I swear the fish was THIS Big! OR yet… Even the Elf lord gets pulled over for drink driving.
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
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Deadnight Chanter
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Morning exercises is a clue for staying fit for 5,000 years
Elrond: Good, good, now enough with bobs, let us warm up our arms... spread your arms like this... hey, you, you four, short ones! you in the back, you're too plumpy to be hiding behind the backs there! Come forward for me to see you, slackers! 50 pull-ups extra, now!
Frodo: I'll kill... Bilbo for... this! Go to Rivendell... Poetry... stars... music, he said... and what's.... this? Sam: Ah, Mr. Frodo, but look... how all these ... these elves are... sleek and fit..., it is probably... magic Master... Elrond does on them... Merry: If this... is magic... than... I'm an orc... Pippin: You... won't be able... to beat...Bilbo... he's been... doing... this... for years... he'll beat you... Elrond: Hey, no talking! And no puffing! 50 more pull-ups! Frodo: I'll... sure... kill... him...
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Egroeg Ihkhsal - Would you believe in the love at first sight? - Yes I'm certain that it happens all the time! |
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Maundering Mage
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Texas
Posts: 4,651
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Pic for those who can't see it as I couldn't.
![]() Hugo demanded a mirror for ballet but it never came!
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“I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.” |
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Raffish Rapscallion
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-(
Posts: 2,835
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Wild Man: "Here you are ma'am, I found your lost bird. I had to hold him tightly to make sure he didn't fly away though and...oh. Perhaps I held him a little to tightly..."
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