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The Elf-warrior · 07-20-2006, 11:11 PM

Elrond: "Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ear!"

Hookbill the Goomba · 07-21-2006, 03:41 AM

Elrond: I want to fly like those eagles! *flaps*

OR

Elrond: I swear the fish was THIS Big!

OR yet…

Even the Elf lord gets pulled over for drink driving.

HerenIstarion · 07-21-2006, 03:58 AM

Elrond: Good, good, now enough with bobs, let us warm up our arms... spread your arms like this... hey, you, you four, short ones! you in the back, you're too plumpy to be hiding behind the backs there! Come forward for me to see you, slackers! 50 pull-ups extra, now!

Frodo: I'll kill... Bilbo for... this! Go to Rivendell... Poetry... stars... music, he said... and what's.... this?
Sam: Ah, Mr. Frodo, but look... how all these ... these elves are... sleek and fit..., it is probably... magic Master... Elrond does on them...
Merry: If this... is magic... than... I'm an orc...
Pippin: You... won't be able... to beat...Bilbo... he's been... doing... this... for years... he'll beat you...

Elrond: Hey, no talking! And no puffing! 50 more pull-ups!

Frodo: I'll... sure... kill... him...

mormegil · 07-21-2006, 11:32 AM

Pic for those who can't see it as I couldn't.

Hugo demanded a mirror for ballet but it never came!

Hookbill the Goomba · 07-21-2006, 11:55 AM

Elrond: Why did that fellow with the bad teeth tell me to keep hold of these invisible lamp stands? And why can't I feel them? Oh well, better wait another five days...

OR

After they were famous: Elrond...

In Valinor he became a successful cricket umpire.

mormegil · 07-21-2006, 12:06 PM

Hugo really was casted for the role of scarecrow in Farmer Maggot's fields but became Elrond in a rushed last minute decision when a better Elrond backed out.

Kitanna · 07-21-2006, 12:19 PM

Rejected costumes for The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert.

or

Elrond: Gil-Galad said if I stand here flapping my arms long enough I can fly.

Oddwen · 07-24-2006, 06:30 AM

For the Elrond pic:

RIVERDANCE!!

Holbytlass · 07-24-2006, 09:58 AM

The legless, disgruntled LT. Dan auditions for LOTR.

Oddwen · 07-24-2006, 02:22 PM

(Inspired by the latest "The Downer")

Enraged wildman: ...and then he lay down on the floor and stared at us while we ate! That's the LAST time I eat here! I want to speak to the MANAGER!!

The Elf-warrior · 07-25-2006, 10:06 AM

Orcs: "Liberté, Egalité, Fraternité!"

The Only Real Estel · 07-25-2006, 10:47 AM

Early storyboards for Star Wars Episode III: Attack of the Clones convinced George Lucas to fire his early storyboard artists.

narfforc · 07-25-2006, 11:11 AM

So you think I'm ugly Uh!, you wanna see what I'm sat on............

Oddwen · 07-25-2006, 11:13 AM

Orken midwife: Push, PUSH! Where' there's a contraction, there's a way!

The Only Real Estel · 07-25-2006, 08:50 AM

Wild Man: "Here you are ma'am, I found your lost bird. I had to hold him tightly to make sure he didn't fly away though and...oh. Perhaps I held him a little to tightly..."

07-20-2006, 11:11 PM	#1
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Elrond: "Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ear!" __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

07-21-2006, 03:41 AM	#2
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Elrond: I want to fly like those eagles! flaps OR Elrond: I swear the fish was THIS Big! OR yet… Even the Elf lord gets pulled over for drink driving. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

07-21-2006, 03:58 AM	#3
HerenIstarion Deadnight Chanter Join Date: Sep 2000 Posts: 4,244	Morning exercises is a clue for staying fit for 5,000 years Elrond: Good, good, now enough with bobs, let us warm up our arms... spread your arms like this... hey, you, you four, short ones! you in the back, you're too plumpy to be hiding behind the backs there! Come forward for me to see you, slackers! 50 pull-ups extra, now! Frodo: I'll kill... Bilbo for... this! Go to Rivendell... Poetry... stars... music, he said... and what's.... this? Sam: Ah, Mr. Frodo, but look... how all these ... these elves are... sleek and fit..., it is probably... magic Master... Elrond does on them... Merry: If this... is magic... than... I'm an orc... Pippin: You... won't be able... to beat...Bilbo... he's been... doing... this... for years... he'll beat you... Elrond: Hey, no talking! And no puffing! 50 more pull-ups! Frodo: I'll... sure... kill... him... __________________ Egroeg Ihkhsal - Would you believe in the love at first sight? - Yes I'm certain that it happens all the time!

07-21-2006, 11:32 AM	#4
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,651	Pic for those who can't see it as I couldn't. Hugo demanded a mirror for ballet but it never came! __________________ “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

07-21-2006, 11:55 AM	#5
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Elrond: Why did that fellow with the bad teeth tell me to keep hold of these invisible lamp stands? And why can't I feel them? Oh well, better wait another five days... OR After they were famous: Elrond... In Valinor he became a successful cricket umpire. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

07-21-2006, 12:06 PM	#6
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,651	Hugo really was casted for the role of scarecrow in Farmer Maggot's fields but became Elrond in a rushed last minute decision when a better Elrond backed out. __________________ “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

07-21-2006, 12:19 PM	#7
Kitanna Child of the West Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Watching President Fillmore ride a unicorn Posts: 2,132	Rejected costumes for The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert. or Elrond: Gil-Galad said if I stand here flapping my arms long enough I can fly. __________________ "Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry." - Mark Twain

07-24-2006, 06:30 AM	#8
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	For the Elrond pic: RIVERDANCE!! __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

07-24-2006, 09:58 AM	#9
Holbytlass Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Party Tree Posts: 1,042	The legless, disgruntled LT. Dan auditions for LOTR. __________________ Holby is an actual flesh-and-blood person, right? Not, say a sock-puppet of Nilp’s, by any chance? ~Nerwen, WWCIII

07-24-2006, 02:22 PM	#10
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	(Inspired by the latest "The Downer") Enraged wildman: ...and then he lay down on the floor and stared at us while we ate! That's the LAST time I eat here! I want to speak to the MANAGER!! __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

07-25-2006, 10:06 AM	#11
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Orcs: "Liberté, Egalité, Fraternité!" __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

07-25-2006, 10:47 AM	#12
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Early storyboards for Star Wars Episode III: Attack of the Clones convinced George Lucas to fire his early storyboard artists.

07-25-2006, 11:11 AM	#13
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	So you think I'm ugly Uh!, you wanna see what I'm sat on............ __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

07-25-2006, 11:13 AM	#14
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	Orken midwives... Orken midwife: Push, PUSH! Where' there's a contraction, there's a way! __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

07-25-2006, 08:50 AM	#15
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Wild Man: "Here you are ma'am, I found your lost bird. I had to hold him tightly to make sure he didn't fly away though and...oh. Perhaps I held him a little to tightly..."