Middle Earth Idol

[littlemanpoet]

Elempi cums awn stage costumed lahk Willie Baggins, kumplete wi' scruffed up beeyerd, warshed out kumpleckshun, skraggully hayur, lawng an' unkayumpt.

"Hayowdy folks, Ah'm Willie Baggins, heeyur t' ply mah sawng, Awn thu road agin. An' withayuwt farther uhdew, heeyur goes."

Awn thu road agin
Jes' cain't wait t' git awn thu road agin
thu lahf ah luv is smokin' ol' toby wi' mah hawbbit frinds
An' ah cain't wait to get awn thu road agin
Awn thu road agin
Goin' plices thet Ah've niver bin
Seein' things thet ah may niver see agin,
An' ah cain't wait to get awn thu road agin.

Awn thu road agin
Lahk uh fellowship uv th' Ring we go down thu Aindewin
We're the hawbbit frinds
Insistin' Middle Arth be turnin' our way
An' our way
Is awn thu road agin
Just cain't wait to get awn thu road agin
The lahf ah luv is smokin' ol' toby wi' mah hawbbit frinds
An' ah cain't wait to get awn thu road agin

Awn thu road agin
Lahk a fellowship uv th' Ring we go down thu Aindewin
We're the hawbbit frinds
Insistin' Middle Arth be turnin' our way
An' our way
Is awn thu road agin

Just cain't wait to get awn thu road agin
The lahf ah luv is smokin' ol' toby wi' mah hawbbit frinds
An' ah cain't wait to get awn thu road agin
An' ah cain't wait to get awn thu road agin

"Thayur. Ah hope y'awl lahkd thet."

Elempi walks off stage, pulling barf bag out of pocket; audience hears a humongous hurl off stage....