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davem · 07-23-2006, 01:43 PM

Saruman's new ally tries out his new secret weapon - the invisible dagger. Unfortunately it was very difficult to tell which end you were grabbing....

Estelyn Telcontar · 07-23-2006, 02:06 PM

Auditioning for a role in Macbeth (or should I say "the Scottish play"?!):

Quote:

Is this a dagger which I see before me,
The handle toward my hand? Come, let me clutch thee.
I have thee not, and yet I see thee still.
Art thou not, fatal vision, sensible
To feeling as to sight? or art thou but
A dagger of the mind, a false creation,
Proceeding from the heat-oppressed brain?

Lalwendë · 07-23-2006, 04:55 PM

Stu "Crackerjack" Francis - still working the old "Oooh, I could crush a grape" routine.

Oddwen · 07-23-2006, 06:18 PM

Someone should trim their nails before they clench their fists...

The Sixth Wizard · 07-24-2006, 05:40 AM

Right, now, that's obviously a false lip.

(anyone seen Ripping Yarns here?)

OR

Sheesh, the star in his white hand must be rueing the day it moved in with him!

Hookbill the Goomba · 07-24-2006, 06:03 AM

Quote:

(anyone seen Ripping Yarns here?)

Yep!

Anyway...

Wildman: This spiky stress ball isn’t helping at all!

OR

He never did get the hang of the break knife.

Lalwendë · 07-24-2006, 06:08 AM

The Chieftain scores a full ten points and beats Gimli hands down in the All-Arda 88th Eructation Extravaganza. Not to mention bringing on an early Autumn in Fangorn with the force of it.

07-23-2006, 04:55 PM	#3
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Stu "Crackerjack" Francis - still working the old "Oooh, I could crush a grape" routine. __________________ Gordon's alive!

07-23-2006, 06:18 PM	#4
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	Someone should trim their nails before they clench their fists... __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

07-24-2006, 05:40 AM	#5
The Sixth Wizard Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Stuck under a rock in Valinor with Ar-Pharazon. Posts: 480	Right, now, that's obviously a false lip. (anyone seen Ripping Yarns here?) OR Sheesh, the star in his white hand must be rueing the day it moved in with him! Last edited by The Sixth Wizard; 07-24-2006 at 05:55 AM.

07-24-2006, 06:08 AM	#7
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	The Chieftain scores a full ten points and beats Gimli hands down in the All-Arda 88th Eructation Extravaganza. Not to mention bringing on an early Autumn in Fangorn with the force of it. __________________ Gordon's alive!

07-23-2006, 01:43 PM	#1
davem Illustrious Ulair Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: In the home of lost causes, and forsaken beliefs, and unpopular names,and impossible loyalties Posts: 4,240	Saruman's new ally tries out his new secret weapon - the invisible dagger. Unfortunately it was very difficult to tell which end you were grabbing....