Be careful what you wish for...

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Originally Posted by Gil-Galad

I wish that the Easterlings overthrough Sauron

Granted, however, when they become the new rulers of Middle Earth, there comes a rivalry between two sections of the Easterlings and they all end up killing each other after three minuets. The Witch king then takes over as Lord and master of Middle Earth with his own brand of dwarf tossing that takes place in the middle of the sea for no reason.

I wish Manwe could have had an amusing period of taunting Melkor before throwing him into the void.

[High King Fingolfin]

Originally posted by Hookbill the Goomba
I wish Manwe could have had an amusing period of taunting Melkor before throwing him into the void.

Your wish has been granted. But, during this taunting period, Aule forgot to forge Melkor's chains, thus allowing him to escape the moment the Valars' backs were turned. He returned to Middle-Earth, and ruled it forever.

I wish that instead of Grey, Gandalf had been neon mauve.

[Kitanna]

Originally Posted by High King Fingolfin

I wish that instead of Grey, Gandalf had been neon mauve.

Granted! Unfortunately the neoness of Gandalf's new color attracted the most unsavory sorts of people...tourists looking for the off-ramp to get into Las Vegas.

I wish Pippin was Bilbo's heir and had to take the Ring into Mordor.

[Meneltarmacil]

I wish Pippin was Bilbo's heir and had to take the Ring into Mordor.

Your wish is granted. However, Pippin gets so hungry that he eats the Ring along the way, causing his head to explode and the Quest to end.

I wish Sauron wasn't evil.