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Hookbill the Goomba · 07-27-2006, 02:14 PM

Fortunately, A water beast came from the abyss and filled the well up nicely.

High King Fingolfin · 07-27-2006, 04:46 PM

Unfortunately, Johnny the Stinky Balrog came and dried up the well again.

Gil-Galad · 07-28-2006, 06:54 AM

Fortunately Johnny left and it started raining right as he left

Glirdan · 07-28-2006, 07:05 AM

Unfortunately, it was acid rain.

High King Fingolfin · 07-28-2006, 01:19 PM

Fortunately, there was a magic filter right under the clouds, which turned the acid rain into normal rain.

Boromir88 · 07-29-2006, 07:55 AM

Of The History of the Magic Filter drain and the Untold Story of Balin's reclaim of Moria:

The Magic Filter drain was installed by the Dwarves in some year way back a long time ago in Moria. It was encoded with protecting Runes engraved, for some unbeknownst (ya I made it up) reason by Celebrimbor. The inscription on the filter asked 3 randomized questions to a dwarf only and if he said the correct answer the filter was turned on, if not it imploded. After the Balrog had drove the dwarves out of Moria the Magic Filter went into lockdown and shut itself down. When Balin reclaims Moria for the dwarves, he goes to get the Magic Filter back on and running....unfortunately when he was asked the last question 'What is the average wingspan of a bee?' and he replied, 'Do you mean Bumble or Killer?' The filter was totally confused and imploded blowing a giant crater in the ground of what used to be Moria.

Tuor in Gondolin · 07-31-2006, 02:17 PM

Fortunately, in an as yet undiscovered letter by JRRT
he stated that Middle-earth theory would follow a
future concept that would be developed in the late 20th and early
21st centuries that there were many alternate worlds in
higher dimensions, and the Moria destroyed was replaced
by on e of the Durin's (leaving a thank you note) from one
of these alternate worlds.

07-27-2006, 02:14 PM	#1
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fortunately, A water beast came from the abyss and filled the well up nicely. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

07-27-2006, 04:46 PM	#2
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 437	Unfortunately, Johnny the Stinky Balrog came and dried up the well again. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

07-28-2006, 06:54 AM	#3
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Fortunately Johnny left and it started raining right as he left __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

07-28-2006, 07:05 AM	#4
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Unfortunately, it was acid rain. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

07-28-2006, 01:19 PM	#5
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 437	Fortunately, there was a magic filter right under the clouds, which turned the acid rain into normal rain. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

07-29-2006, 07:55 AM	#6
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,521	Of The History of the Magic Filter drain and the Untold Story of Balin's reclaim of Moria: The Magic Filter drain was installed by the Dwarves in some year way back a long time ago in Moria. It was encoded with protecting Runes engraved, for some unbeknownst (ya I made it up) reason by Celebrimbor. The inscription on the filter asked 3 randomized questions to a dwarf only and if he said the correct answer the filter was turned on, if not it imploded. After the Balrog had drove the dwarves out of Moria the Magic Filter went into lockdown and shut itself down. When Balin reclaims Moria for the dwarves, he goes to get the Magic Filter back on and running....unfortunately when he was asked the last question 'What is the average wingspan of a bee?' and he replied, 'Do you mean Bumble or Killer?' The filter was totally confused and imploded blowing a giant crater in the ground of what used to be Moria. __________________ Fenris Penguin Last edited by Boromir88; 07-29-2006 at 07:58 AM.

07-31-2006, 02:17 PM	#7
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Fortunately, in an as yet undiscovered letter by JRRT he stated that Middle-earth theory would follow a future concept that would be developed in the late 20th and early 21st centuries that there were many alternate worlds in higher dimensions, and the Moria destroyed was replaced by on e of the Durin's (leaving a thank you note) from one of these alternate worlds. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'