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Meneltarmacil · 08-04-2006, 07:44 AM

Fortunately, it also blew up.

Boromir88 · 08-04-2006, 07:58 AM

Unfortunately, everyone knows when evil TV's created by the all powerful Eru blow up just creates hundreds of thousands little evil TV's.

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-04-2006, 07:59 AM

Unfortunately, this gave Eru a headache.

Boromir88 · 08-04-2006, 08:28 AM

Unfortunately, due to the life that is cross-posting, the 'fortunate' that usually follows the 'unfortunate' was entirely skipped over. This proved that Eru's master designs could be broken and he wasn't in control of everything. Knowing this all the Valar and Maiar were tired of being bossed around, so them and all the people's of Middle-earth went into mass rebellion against Eru. Mandos freed Morgoth from the Void and appointed him as the leader. :breathes:

Meneltarmacil · 08-04-2006, 09:29 AM

Fortunately, this created a massive time-space continuum paradox that even Einstein couldn't figure out, which started destroying all of Arda. This forced the Valar to restore Eru to power and banish Morgoth to the Void again.

Tuor in Gondolin · 08-04-2006, 12:38 PM

Unfortunately, Eru decided the way to settle all this
confusion was to replace the Music of the Vala
with the best hits of Barry Manilow.

High King Fingolfin · 08-04-2006, 02:30 PM

Fortunately, Barry Manilow doesn't exist in Middle-Earth.

Glirdan · 08-04-2006, 02:36 PM

Unfortunately, Eru was the biblical representative of our God and therefor could make any whim of his come true.

08-04-2006, 07:44 AM	#1
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Fortunately, it also blew up. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

08-04-2006, 07:58 AM	#2
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,521	Unfortunately, everyone knows when evil TV's created by the all powerful Eru blow up just creates hundreds of thousands little evil TV's. __________________ Fenris Penguin

08-04-2006, 07:59 AM	#3
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Unfortunately, this gave Eru a headache. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

08-04-2006, 08:28 AM	#4
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,521	Unfortunately, due to the life that is cross-posting, the 'fortunate' that usually follows the 'unfortunate' was entirely skipped over. This proved that Eru's master designs could be broken and he wasn't in control of everything. Knowing this all the Valar and Maiar were tired of being bossed around, so them and all the people's of Middle-earth went into mass rebellion against Eru. Mandos freed Morgoth from the Void and appointed him as the leader. :breathes: __________________ Fenris Penguin

08-04-2006, 09:29 AM	#5
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Fortunately, this created a massive time-space continuum paradox that even Einstein couldn't figure out, which started destroying all of Arda. This forced the Valar to restore Eru to power and banish Morgoth to the Void again. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

08-04-2006, 12:38 PM	#6
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Unfortunately, Eru decided the way to settle all this confusion was to replace the Music of the Vala with the best hits of Barry Manilow. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

08-04-2006, 02:30 PM	#7
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 437	Fortunately, Barry Manilow doesn't exist in Middle-Earth. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx Last edited by High King Fingolfin; 08-04-2006 at 02:31 PM. Reason: Spelling

08-04-2006, 02:36 PM	#8
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Unfortunately, Eru was the biblical representative of our God and therefor could make any whim of his come true. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf