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The Only Real Estel · 08-07-2006, 10:38 PM

Gandalf: "Yes, I know it's Gandalf the Grey, I just messed up the line again! It's nearly impossible to talk straight with this giant prosthetic nose hanging down in front of my mouth!"

The Elf-warrior · 08-08-2006, 04:42 PM

Pippin: "I told you there were monsters under the bed!"

Oddwen · 08-08-2006, 05:07 PM

Narrator: And then Boromir the Viking in his miniskirt threw the pumpkins to the ground, and faced Batman and Catwoman with his blowgun...*throws papers in air* This makes no sense! I quit!!

Or...

After Boromir kills Merry & Pippin, he turns and plays "When Johnny Comes Marching Home" furiously on his fife at the...Catwoman clones.

Gil-Galad · 08-08-2006, 06:45 PM

Boromir: oh no its the dreaded Uruks who say Ni!

Pippin: what?

Uruk:Ni! Ni! Ni!

Pippin and Merry: Ah ah!!

Boromir

on't worry! my training protects me from Ni! and they will never guess my only weakness!

*twang*

Boromir

w... well its not exact

*twang* *twang*

Boromir:bleedin'...

|:::| OR |:::|

Uruks:Ism Ism Ism!

Parmastahir · 08-08-2006, 08:23 PM

"Ooooooo! With you Hobbits it's always all about Longbottom leaf. But a couple of draws on your pipe filled with the weed of Gondor and you're passed out. Think I'll have another fatty. Yee Gawds! I can see faces in the trees! Here! You uruks help me find my pants. Got any cookies? Even lembas won't satisfy the munchies!"

narfforc · 08-08-2006, 11:59 PM

Boromir dies from an overdose of Iron in his blood, bitterly regretting not learning how to play Reveille, so that he could wake the two lazy snoring hobbits.

Hookbill the Goomba · 08-09-2006, 02:35 AM

Boromir: Don't worry! I'll fire some sleeping darts at them! *inhales* Aaagh! *Falls asleep*

Orc:

OR

Boromir: Eeeh... What’s up doc?

08-07-2006, 10:38 PM	#1
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	darn prosthetics... Gandalf: "Yes, I know it's Gandalf the Grey, I just messed up the line again! It's nearly impossible to talk straight with this giant prosthetic nose hanging down in front of my mouth!"

08-08-2006, 04:42 PM	#2
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Pippin: "I told you there were monsters under the bed!" __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

08-08-2006, 05:07 PM	#3
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	Narrator: And then Boromir the Viking in his miniskirt threw the pumpkins to the ground, and faced Batman and Catwoman with his blowgun...throws papers in air This makes no sense! I quit!! Or... After Boromir kills Merry & Pippin, he turns and plays "When Johnny Comes Marching Home" furiously on his fife at the...Catwoman clones. __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

08-08-2006, 06:45 PM	#4
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Boromir: oh no its the dreaded Uruks who say Ni! Pippin: what? Uruk:Ni! Ni! Ni! Pippin and Merry: Ah ah!! Boromiron't worry! my training protects me from Ni! and they will never guess my only weakness! twang Boromirw... well its not exact twang twang Boromir:bleedin'... \|:::\| OR \|:::\| Uruks:Ism Ism Ism! __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

08-08-2006, 08:23 PM	#5
Parmastahir Wight Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Green Hill Country Posts: 196	Don't Bogart that . . . "Ooooooo! With you Hobbits it's always all about Longbottom leaf. But a couple of draws on your pipe filled with the weed of Gondor and you're passed out. Think I'll have another fatty. Yee Gawds! I can see faces in the trees! Here! You uruks help me find my pants. Got any cookies? Even lembas won't satisfy the munchies!" __________________ Many that live deserve death. And some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then do not be too eager to deal out death in judgement. For even the very wise can not see all ends.

08-08-2006, 11:59 PM	#6
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	Boromir dies from an overdose of Iron in his blood, bitterly regretting not learning how to play Reveille, so that he could wake the two lazy snoring hobbits. __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

08-09-2006, 02:35 AM	#7
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Boromir: Don't worry! I'll fire some sleeping darts at them! inhales Aaagh! Falls asleep Orc: OR Boromir: Eeeh... What’s up doc? __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...