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Rune Son of Bjarne · 08-05-2006, 08:56 PM

fortunately, Meneltarmacil's 1337th post was celbrated by throwing the ring into the fires of Mount Doom.

High King Fingolfin · 08-05-2006, 09:06 PM

Unfortunately, this ring was actually a Cheerio.

Gil-Galad · 08-06-2006, 11:04 AM

Fortunately that is what Sauron made the ring out of

Gandalf_the _white · 08-06-2006, 01:22 PM

Unfortunately this was the wrong cheerio ring

Tuor in Gondolin · 08-07-2006, 11:32 AM

Fortunately the right cheerio ring disappeared
into the 3,568,923 rings in a giant box of cheerios
Fatty Bolger kept for snacks.

High King Fingolfin · 08-07-2006, 11:37 AM

Unfortunately, the Nazgul got the box when they attacked Fatty at Crickhollow.

Gil-Galad · 08-07-2006, 01:07 PM

Fortunately Cheerios are the Nazguls worst enemy and they threw it into Mt.Doom

Gandalf_the _white · 08-07-2006, 04:09 PM

Unfortunately Aragorn does like cheerios and catches the box and starts eating through them

Boromir88 · 08-07-2006, 04:37 PM

Fortunately, Aragorn ate so many ring cheerios he had a heart attack and died...Cheerios good for your heart...psshh.

Gandalf_the _white · 08-07-2006, 04:43 PM

Unfortunately that wasn't a fortunate thing to happen as there was now no king!?

Meneltarmacil · 08-07-2006, 04:49 PM

Fortunately, the people crowned some random guy named Bob as king.

Gandalf_the _white · 08-07-2006, 05:00 PM

unfortunately bob was Sauron in diguise

Boromir88 · 08-07-2006, 05:17 PM

Fortunately, finding out this mistake the real King Bob and his Elf Friend Phil-Falad challenged Sauron to an arm wrestling match and beat him. Sauron made an oath to never bother Middle-earth again.

Gandalf_the _white · 08-07-2006, 05:59 PM

Unfortunately, Sauron is EVIL and broke his oath, he made a new ring and it started all over again aarrrrrgggggghhhhhhh!

Gil-Galad · 08-07-2006, 07:48 PM

Fortunately, It took sauron so long to make another ring that everyone else had tanks, and machine guns and what-not

Ordimor · 08-07-2006, 09:18 PM

Unfortunately, No one knew how to operate the tanks, machine guns and what-not so they just hung tealights from them and had wonderful parties.

Glirdan · 08-07-2006, 09:24 PM

Fortunately, they ran out of tea.

Boromir88 · 08-08-2006, 06:31 AM

Unfortunately they now had no more use for their tanks, machine guns, and what-nots so they sold them to Sauron.

Tuor in Gondolin · 08-08-2006, 11:58 AM

Fortunately the dwarves made all the good guys mithril
flak suits which were so strong they sent Sauron's
tank, etc. materiel bouncing back and this destroyed
his armies.

Gil-Galad · 08-08-2006, 06:41 PM

Unfortunately this destroyed the good guys armies too so the only one who can win now is...the Evil Penguin Army

Glirdan · 08-08-2006, 06:48 PM

Fortunately, the Evil Penguin Army was controlled by our own Lommy.

Gil-Galad · 08-08-2006, 06:51 PM

Unfortunately, she intended to use it for evil purposes, and the only own who can raise an army to battle Her would be me, but i consider myself a Benevolent-ish ruler who sees nothing else to do but join Lommy.

High King Fingolfin · 08-09-2006, 11:30 AM

Fortuntately, Eru appeared to set everything to rights.

Meneltarmacil · 08-09-2006, 02:26 PM

Unfortunately, he died due to a freak accident involving a flashlight, an outboard motor, and a great deal of duct tape (don't ask).

The Elf-warrior · 08-09-2006, 02:40 PM

Fortunately it was an imposter who died, regardless of what Nietzsche said.

The 1,000 Reader · 08-09-2006, 04:15 PM

Unfortunately, the real Eru was disgusted at this being one of the 1,000,000,000,000,000,000 works out there in which people wrote themselves into the story, and he killed everyone in a horrible, R-rated attack.

Tuor in Gondolin · 08-10-2006, 11:56 AM

Fortunately Eru recounted and found that instead
of 1,000,000,000,000,000,000 works there were
only 999,999,999,999,999,999 of those works so
he changed his mind, made the attack GP rated
and everyone had a nice time at a partee on Tol Eressea
(except Feanor, who made such a pest of himself bugging
Gimli for snips of Galadriel's hair that he was sent back
to the Halls of Waiting without any of the nice desert cake).

Gil-Galad · 08-10-2006, 06:30 PM

Unfortunately, nobody here knows math and/or economics, so we now start off in a lovely scene with a tree...and a alligator...next to a man...in a purple shirt...

Meneltarmacil · 08-11-2006, 09:45 AM

Fortunately, the man in the purple shirt was plotting to take over the world and would have succeeded, but the alligator ate him, preventing that from happening.

Rune Son of Bjarne · 08-11-2006, 11:24 AM

Unfortunately, the aligator was made out of grass roots and that realy confused everybody.

Glirdan · 08-11-2006, 11:30 AM

Fortunately, everybody jsut decided to eat the roots. That way they wouldn't be confused anymore.

High King Fingolfin · 08-11-2006, 12:15 PM

Unfortunately, the roots gave everybody a heart attack.

Rune Son of Bjarne · 08-11-2006, 12:49 PM

Fortunately, they all loved their heart attack and they played with them for hours. . .

Boromir88 · 08-11-2006, 01:09 PM

Unfortunately out of everyones heart attacks grew and spawned Ungoliant.

The 1,000 Reader · 08-13-2006, 12:13 AM

Fortunately, Ungoliant was so small and weak that she actually starved to death moments later.

Tuor in Gondolin · 08-14-2006, 10:08 AM

Unfortunately Shelob had just been (born? spawned?)
and enjoyed a delicious giant spider first meal.

Gil-Galad · 08-14-2006, 10:11 AM

Fortunately that only included a dirty toe-nail

Tuor in Gondolin · 08-14-2006, 10:23 AM

Unfortunately Shelob's giant toenail was packed
with vitamins and minerals and was vera nourishing.

Volo · 08-14-2006, 10:55 AM

Fortunately it also included bananas to which Shelob was allergic

High King Fingolfin · 08-14-2006, 11:40 AM

Unfortunately, Shelob had an all-purpose allergy pill.

08-05-2006, 09:06 PM	#3642
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 437	Unfortunately, this ring was actually a Cheerio. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

08-06-2006, 11:04 AM	#3643
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Fortunately that is what Sauron made the ring out of __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

08-07-2006, 11:32 AM	#3645
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Fortunately the right cheerio ring disappeared into the 3,568,923 rings in a giant box of cheerios Fatty Bolger kept for snacks. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

08-07-2006, 11:37 AM	#3646
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 437	Unfortunately, the Nazgul got the box when they attacked Fatty at Crickhollow. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

08-07-2006, 01:07 PM	#3647
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Fortunately Cheerios are the Nazguls worst enemy and they threw it into Mt.Doom __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

08-06-2006, 01:22 PM	#3644
Gandalf_the _white Wight Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: In crazy captions waving an angry fist at the outside world Posts: 155	Unfortunately this was the wrong cheerio ring

08-07-2006, 04:09 PM	#3648
Gandalf_the _white Wight Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: In crazy captions waving an angry fist at the outside world Posts: 155	Unfortunately Aragorn does like cheerios and catches the box and starts eating through them

08-07-2006, 04:37 PM	#3649
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,521	Fortunately, Aragorn ate so many ring cheerios he had a heart attack and died...Cheerios good for your heart...psshh. __________________ Fenris Penguin

08-07-2006, 04:43 PM	#3650
Gandalf_the _white Wight Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: In crazy captions waving an angry fist at the outside world Posts: 155	Unfortunately that wasn't a fortunate thing to happen as there was now no king!?

08-07-2006, 04:49 PM	#3651
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Fortunately, the people crowned some random guy named Bob as king. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

08-07-2006, 05:00 PM	#3652
Gandalf_the _white Wight Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: In crazy captions waving an angry fist at the outside world Posts: 155	unfortunately bob was Sauron in diguise

08-07-2006, 05:17 PM	#3653
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,521	Fortunately, finding out this mistake the real King Bob and his Elf Friend Phil-Falad challenged Sauron to an arm wrestling match and beat him. Sauron made an oath to never bother Middle-earth again. __________________ Fenris Penguin

08-07-2006, 05:59 PM	#3654
Gandalf_the _white Wight Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: In crazy captions waving an angry fist at the outside world Posts: 155	Unfortunately, Sauron is EVIL and broke his oath, he made a new ring and it started all over again aarrrrrgggggghhhhhhh!

08-07-2006, 07:48 PM	#3655
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Fortunately, It took sauron so long to make another ring that everyone else had tanks, and machine guns and what-not __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

08-07-2006, 09:18 PM	#3656
Ordimor Haunting Spirit Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: At the Double-Cross Ranch Posts: 74	Unfortunately, No one knew how to operate the tanks, machine guns and what-not so they just hung tealights from them and had wonderful parties. __________________ *** What would you attempt to do, if you knew you could not fail? ***

08-07-2006, 09:24 PM	#3657
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Fortunately, they ran out of tea. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

08-08-2006, 06:31 AM	#3658
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,521	Unfortunately they now had no more use for their tanks, machine guns, and what-nots so they sold them to Sauron. __________________ Fenris Penguin

08-08-2006, 11:58 AM	#3659
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Fortunately the dwarves made all the good guys mithril flak suits which were so strong they sent Sauron's tank, etc. materiel bouncing back and this destroyed his armies. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

08-08-2006, 06:41 PM	#3660
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Unfortunately this destroyed the good guys armies too so the only one who can win now is...the Evil Penguin Army __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

08-08-2006, 06:48 PM	#3661
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Fortunately, the Evil Penguin Army was controlled by our own Lommy. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

08-08-2006, 06:51 PM	#3662
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Unfortunately, she intended to use it for evil purposes, and the only own who can raise an army to battle Her would be me, but i consider myself a Benevolent-ish ruler who sees nothing else to do but join Lommy. __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

08-09-2006, 11:30 AM	#3663
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 437	Fortuntately, Eru appeared to set everything to rights. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

08-09-2006, 02:26 PM	#3664
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Unfortunately, he died due to a freak accident involving a flashlight, an outboard motor, and a great deal of duct tape (don't ask). __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

08-09-2006, 02:40 PM	#3665
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Fortunately it was an imposter who died, regardless of what Nietzsche said. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

08-09-2006, 04:15 PM	#3666
The 1,000 Reader Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps. Posts: 527	Unfortunately, the real Eru was disgusted at this being one of the 1,000,000,000,000,000,000 works out there in which people wrote themselves into the story, and he killed everyone in a horrible, R-rated attack. __________________ "And forth went Morgoth, and he was halted by the elves. Then went Sauron, who was stopped by a dog and then aged men. Finally, there came the Witch-King, who destroyed Arnor, but nobody seems to remember that." -A History of Villains

08-10-2006, 11:56 AM	#3667
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Fortunately Eru recounted and found that instead of 1,000,000,000,000,000,000 works there were only 999,999,999,999,999,999 of those works so he changed his mind, made the attack GP rated and everyone had a nice time at a partee on Tol Eressea (except Feanor, who made such a pest of himself bugging Gimli for snips of Galadriel's hair that he was sent back to the Halls of Waiting without any of the nice desert cake). __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

08-10-2006, 06:30 PM	#3668
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Unfortunately, nobody here knows math and/or economics, so we now start off in a lovely scene with a tree...and a alligator...next to a man...in a purple shirt... __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

08-11-2006, 09:45 AM	#3669
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Fortunately, the man in the purple shirt was plotting to take over the world and would have succeeded, but the alligator ate him, preventing that from happening. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

08-11-2006, 11:30 AM	#3671
Glirdan Energetic Essence Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Where Lark Nor Eagle Ever Flew Posts: 3,285	Fortunately, everybody jsut decided to eat the roots. That way they wouldn't be confused anymore. __________________ *I'm going to buy you a kitty, I'm going to let you fall in love with the kitty, and one cold, winter night, I'm going to steal into your house and punch you in the face!* Fenris Wolf

08-11-2006, 12:15 PM	#3672
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 437	Unfortunately, the roots gave everybody a heart attack. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

08-11-2006, 01:09 PM	#3674
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,521	Unfortunately out of everyones heart attacks grew and spawned Ungoliant. __________________ Fenris Penguin

08-13-2006, 12:13 AM	#3675
The 1,000 Reader Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps. Posts: 527	Fortunately, Ungoliant was so small and weak that she actually starved to death moments later. __________________ "And forth went Morgoth, and he was halted by the elves. Then went Sauron, who was stopped by a dog and then aged men. Finally, there came the Witch-King, who destroyed Arnor, but nobody seems to remember that." -A History of Villains

08-14-2006, 10:08 AM	#3676
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Unfortunately Shelob had just been (born? spawned?) and enjoyed a delicious giant spider first meal. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

08-14-2006, 10:11 AM	#3677
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Fortunately that only included a dirty toe-nail __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

08-14-2006, 10:23 AM	#3678
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Unfortunately Shelob's giant toenail was packed with vitamins and minerals and was vera nourishing. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'