Bibliomancy...Tolkien style

[Azaelia of Willowbottom]

Sil won't open for me. I stand it up, and it slowly flops over, with either the inner front or inner back open. In other words, I guess that either my future is a blank slate, ready for me to write it myself, or I should just be happy, because, as a few others have pointed out, Sil is majorly depressing.

Tried it again using Fordim's paperback method and got this...

So the great darkness fell on Valinor. Of the deeds that day much is told in the Aldudene, that Elemmire of the Vanyar made and is known to all the eldar. Yet no song could contain all the grief and terror that then befell. The Light failed; but the Darkness that followed was more than loss of light. In that hour was made a Darkness that seemed not lack but a thing with being of its own, for it was indeed made by malice out of Light, and it had power to pierce the eye, and to enter heart and mind, and strangle the very will.

Oh dear...that's what I get for not leaving well enough alone. I didn't think college would be that bad...!