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Tuor in Gondolin · 08-15-2006, 11:02 AM

Oops!

Unfortunately Ungoliant's strength and conditioning
coach (Morgoth)
told her it was just a vitamin pill and she took it.

Meneltarmacil · 08-16-2006, 08:24 PM

Fortunately, it had the reather unpleasant side effect of making her head explode.

The 1,000 Reader · 08-16-2006, 08:36 PM

Unfortunately, the confusing events in this story were actually the cause of DC totally murdering their continuity again, thus resulting in a marring of continuity so horrific that all of Middle-Earth had its continuity destroyed. In a second, all of the odd things building up over the weeks came together. The One Ring became a cheerio, Shelob was the same spider as Ungoliant, A million werewolf games sprang up in a day (it's usually a billion,) all the reps made to cry rivers actually turned into rivers, Anduril somehow became Elrond's sword, Huan turned out to be spanish, All the characters in the new survivor were actually poorly made clones created by EA, and people spent all their time being complete pricks and claiming that Eru didn't exist even when they had the worst arguements ever.

Finally, this post was so large that this thread got a clogged artery and had a heart attack.

Gil-Galad · 08-16-2006, 09:15 PM

Fortunately, this thread was a pheonix and afterits heart attack death, it began anew like this

Fortunately, Gimli finally found something to eat

The Elf-warrior · 08-16-2006, 09:16 PM

Unfortunately it began with a murder.

Gil-Galad · 08-16-2006, 09:18 PM

Fortunately, Gimli was a respected Cannibal and everyone understood his ways

The 1,000 Reader · 08-16-2006, 11:24 PM

Unfortunately, he didn't share.

08-15-2006, 11:02 AM	#1
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Oops! Unfortunately Ungoliant's strength and conditioning coach (Morgoth) told her it was just a vitamin pill and she took it. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

08-16-2006, 08:24 PM	#2
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Fortunately, it had the reather unpleasant side effect of making her head explode. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

08-16-2006, 08:36 PM	#3
The 1,000 Reader Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps. Posts: 527	Unfortunately, the confusing events in this story were actually the cause of DC totally murdering their continuity again, thus resulting in a marring of continuity so horrific that all of Middle-Earth had its continuity destroyed. In a second, all of the odd things building up over the weeks came together. The One Ring became a cheerio, Shelob was the same spider as Ungoliant, A million werewolf games sprang up in a day (it's usually a billion,) all the reps made to cry rivers actually turned into rivers, Anduril somehow became Elrond's sword, Huan turned out to be spanish, All the characters in the new survivor were actually poorly made clones created by EA, and people spent all their time being complete pricks and claiming that Eru didn't exist even when they had the worst arguements ever. Finally, this post was so large that this thread got a clogged artery and had a heart attack. __________________ "And forth went Morgoth, and he was halted by the elves. Then went Sauron, who was stopped by a dog and then aged men. Finally, there came the Witch-King, who destroyed Arnor, but nobody seems to remember that." -A History of Villains

08-16-2006, 09:15 PM	#4
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Fortunately, this thread was a pheonix and afterits heart attack death, it began anew like this Fortunately, Gimli finally found something to eat __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

08-16-2006, 09:16 PM	#5
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Unfortunately it began with a murder. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

08-16-2006, 09:18 PM	#6
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Fortunately, Gimli was a respected Cannibal and everyone understood his ways __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

08-16-2006, 11:24 PM	#7
The 1,000 Reader Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps. Posts: 527	Unfortunately, he didn't share. __________________ "And forth went Morgoth, and he was halted by the elves. Then went Sauron, who was stopped by a dog and then aged men. Finally, there came the Witch-King, who destroyed Arnor, but nobody seems to remember that." -A History of Villains