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The 1,000 Reader · 08-17-2006, 11:55 PM

Unfortunately, Mount Zoom never came back because it suddenly combusted. Later, it was learned that the higher powers of the world made this happen because Mount Zoom appeared far too much and had turned from something cool into a sell-out.

Tuor in Gondolin · 08-18-2006, 08:10 AM

Fortunately Eru felt sorry for Mount Zoom and
rooted it on an island just offshore of Aman where
it became a popular casino gambling resort for
stay-at-home elvsees who wanted a cheap thrill
despite not having Noldor drive to see the wider world.

High King Fingolfin · 08-18-2006, 05:32 PM

Unfortunately, the gambling corrupted the elves and they all turned into orcs.

Meneltarmacil · 08-18-2006, 06:04 PM

Fortunately, they were good orcs.

The 1,000 Reader · 08-18-2006, 06:30 PM

Unfortunately, that oxy-moron destroyed Middle-Earth again.

Gil-Galad · 08-18-2006, 06:52 PM

Fortunately, the Original OXyMoron(Perky) saved it on the brink of destruction

Meneltarmacil · 08-18-2006, 08:20 PM

Unfortunately, Saruman cut Perky down and made him into a table and a set of chairs.

08-17-2006, 11:55 PM	#1
The 1,000 Reader Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps. Posts: 527	Unfortunately, Mount Zoom never came back because it suddenly combusted. Later, it was learned that the higher powers of the world made this happen because Mount Zoom appeared far too much and had turned from something cool into a sell-out. __________________ "And forth went Morgoth, and he was halted by the elves. Then went Sauron, who was stopped by a dog and then aged men. Finally, there came the Witch-King, who destroyed Arnor, but nobody seems to remember that." -A History of Villains

08-18-2006, 08:10 AM	#2
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Fortunately Eru felt sorry for Mount Zoom and rooted it on an island just offshore of Aman where it became a popular casino gambling resort for stay-at-home elvsees who wanted a cheap thrill despite not having Noldor drive to see the wider world. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

08-18-2006, 05:32 PM	#3
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 437	Unfortunately, the gambling corrupted the elves and they all turned into orcs. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

08-18-2006, 06:04 PM	#4
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Fortunately, they were good orcs. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

08-18-2006, 06:30 PM	#5
The 1,000 Reader Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps. Posts: 527	Unfortunately, that oxy-moron destroyed Middle-Earth again. __________________ "And forth went Morgoth, and he was halted by the elves. Then went Sauron, who was stopped by a dog and then aged men. Finally, there came the Witch-King, who destroyed Arnor, but nobody seems to remember that." -A History of Villains

08-18-2006, 06:52 PM	#6
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Fortunately, the Original OXyMoron(Perky) saved it on the brink of destruction __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

08-18-2006, 08:20 PM	#7
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	I assume you're talking about The Perky Ent. Unfortunately, Saruman cut Perky down and made him into a table and a set of chairs. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.