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narfforc · 08-30-2006, 04:34 AM

Boromir: Will you stop pushing at the back

Pippin: I wanna see.

Merry: See what, is something happening up front.

Boromir: Will you lot stop pushing and back up a bit!!!!

Gimli: And will you stop shouting at the little ones, you know they get bored easy.

Boromir: I am only saying there isn't much room up front, and it's dangerous.

Gandalf: ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH.

Boromir: See now look what you've done.

Lalwendë · 08-30-2006, 04:47 AM

The inevitable fall following Gandalf's rash leap across the chasm was halted when the Tardis unexpectedly began to materialise in the void, saving him from certain death.

Bêthberry · 08-30-2006, 04:54 AM

Legolas thought it was time to lead the lads in a rousing rendition of "Climb every mountain."

OR

The real question is, "Does Gandalf have wings?"

Lalwendë · 08-30-2006, 05:51 AM

Legolas wished he hadn't jumped down first. "If you'd seen what I've just seen lads, then you wouldn't be making Gandalf Uncloaked jokes quite so often!"

mormegil · 08-30-2006, 07:15 AM

Legolas: Gandalf, from where did you get that miners head light?

Gandalf: Oh, ummm...Gimli gave it to me.

Gimli: I DID NOT! I've never seen such a thing before.

Gandalf: Fine I wanted to be like Eärendil and I thought this was the best way...there are you satisfied!?!

Kitanna · 08-30-2006, 07:27 AM

Ian McKellen tries his Magneto trick from X2 to jump across the bridge.

or

An angry mob chases Gandalf from their village after he makes some bad fireworks.

Holbytlass · 08-30-2006, 07:50 AM

Legolas to Gandalf: Since you're going to fall down the next chasm, I ought to just let you go now. Saves me back from all that pain in catching you.

08-30-2006, 04:34 AM	#1
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	Boromir: Will you stop pushing at the back Pippin: I wanna see. Merry: See what, is something happening up front. Boromir: Will you lot stop pushing and back up a bit!!!! Gimli: And will you stop shouting at the little ones, you know they get bored easy. Boromir: I am only saying there isn't much room up front, and it's dangerous. Gandalf: ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH. Boromir: See now look what you've done. __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

08-30-2006, 04:47 AM	#2
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	The inevitable fall following Gandalf's rash leap across the chasm was halted when the Tardis unexpectedly began to materialise in the void, saving him from certain death. __________________ Gordon's alive!

08-30-2006, 04:54 AM	#3
Bêthberry Cryptic Aura Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 6,003	Legolas thought it was time to lead the lads in a rousing rendition of "Climb every mountain." OR The real question is, "Does Gandalf have wings?" __________________ I’ll sing his roots off. I’ll sing a wind up and blow leaf and branch away.

08-30-2006, 05:51 AM	#4
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Legolas wished he hadn't jumped down first. "If you'd seen what I've just seen lads, then you wouldn't be making Gandalf Uncloaked jokes quite so often!" __________________ Gordon's alive!

08-30-2006, 07:15 AM	#5
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,651	Legolas: Gandalf, from where did you get that miners head light? Gandalf: Oh, ummm...Gimli gave it to me. Gimli: I DID NOT! I've never seen such a thing before. Gandalf: Fine I wanted to be like Eärendil and I thought this was the best way...there are you satisfied!?! __________________ “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

08-30-2006, 07:27 AM	#6
Kitanna Child of the West Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Watching President Fillmore ride a unicorn Posts: 2,132	Ian McKellen tries his Magneto trick from X2 to jump across the bridge. or An angry mob chases Gandalf from their village after he makes some bad fireworks. __________________ "Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry." - Mark Twain

08-30-2006, 07:50 AM	#7
Holbytlass Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Party Tree Posts: 1,042	Legolas to Gandalf: Since you're going to fall down the next chasm, I ought to just let you go now. Saves me back from all that pain in catching you. __________________ Holby is an actual flesh-and-blood person, right? Not, say a sock-puppet of Nilp’s, by any chance? ~Nerwen, WWCIII