The Never Ending Poem...

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Originally Posted by Meneltarmacil

But he saw the sun and turned to stone.
So the Hobbit, saved from the brink of death,

But he then decided to shout "Macbeth"
In order to annoy the superstitious ones

[littlemanpoet]

Originally Posted by Hookbill the Goomba

But he then decided to shout "Macbeth"
In order to annoy the superstitious ones

Who feared anakronisms as if they were guns,
So the credulous hobbits demanded his head

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Originally Posted by littlemanpoet

Who feared anakronisms as if they were guns,
So the credulous hobbits demanded his head

Then, instead, they were given a loaf of bread
For it was the season of the wheat harvest

[Volo]

Originally Posted by Hookbill the Goomba

Then, instead, they were given a loaf of bread
For it was the season of the wheat harvest

When young hobbits are full after the fest
And penguins fly without their heads

[littlemanpoet]

Originally Posted by Volo

When young hobbits are full after the fest
And penguins fly without their heads.

'But that, leaves our story in shreds',
said the lead headless penguin, so they departed

[Gurthang]

Originally Posted by littlemanpoet

'But that, leaves our story in shreds',
said the lead headless penguin, so they departed

And the hobbits found that they were outsmarted,
For the loud sayer of ill omens was also missing.

[elronds_daughter]

Originally Posted by Gurthang

And the hobbits found that they were outsmarted,
For the loud sayer of ill omens was also missing.

But the people this ill-omened sayer was dissing
Decided to leave him a fortune in gold,