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Boromir88 · 09-11-2006, 04:01 PM

Fortunately all the Orcs that received nose jobs were unhappy so they sued their plastic surgeon and to pay for the expenses he was forced to give the Ring to them, who then had to give the Ring to Elrond to pay for their Attorney expenses.'

The 1,000 Reader · 09-11-2006, 04:06 PM

Unfortunately, Elrond threw the ring into the ocean, where it landed on Godzilla's head and woke him up.

Gil-Galad · 09-11-2006, 04:30 PM

Fortunately Godzilla's fire-breath was hotter then mt.doom and he torched the ring when he got out of the water and Sauron, who looked in disamay, was then turned into a chicken.

nana nana na-na Sauron is a chicken

Meneltarmacil · 09-11-2006, 07:56 PM

Unfortunately, he was turned into a 100-foot tall killer chicken of doom with laser eyes!

The 1,000 Reader · 09-12-2006, 12:07 AM

Fortunately, Godzilla pwned him and went on a rampage.

Tuor in Gondolin · 09-12-2006, 12:13 PM

Unfortunately, Mothra picked up Godzilla and dropped him
into Orodruin.

Boromir88 · 09-12-2006, 01:00 PM

Fortunately Mothra was Radagast the brown Mothra who had to go and rescue Gandalf off Orthanc.

09-11-2006, 04:01 PM	#1
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,521	Fortunately all the Orcs that received nose jobs were unhappy so they sued their plastic surgeon and to pay for the expenses he was forced to give the Ring to them, who then had to give the Ring to Elrond to pay for their Attorney expenses.' __________________ Fenris Penguin

09-11-2006, 04:06 PM	#2
The 1,000 Reader Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps. Posts: 527	Unfortunately, Elrond threw the ring into the ocean, where it landed on Godzilla's head and woke him up. __________________ "And forth went Morgoth, and he was halted by the elves. Then went Sauron, who was stopped by a dog and then aged men. Finally, there came the Witch-King, who destroyed Arnor, but nobody seems to remember that." -A History of Villains

09-11-2006, 04:30 PM	#3
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Fortunately Godzilla's fire-breath was hotter then mt.doom and he torched the ring when he got out of the water and Sauron, who looked in disamay, was then turned into a chicken. nana nana na-na Sauron is a chicken __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

09-11-2006, 07:56 PM	#4
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Unfortunately, he was turned into a 100-foot tall killer chicken of doom with laser eyes! __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

09-12-2006, 12:07 AM	#5
The 1,000 Reader Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps. Posts: 527	Fortunately, Godzilla pwned him and went on a rampage. __________________ "And forth went Morgoth, and he was halted by the elves. Then went Sauron, who was stopped by a dog and then aged men. Finally, there came the Witch-King, who destroyed Arnor, but nobody seems to remember that." -A History of Villains

09-12-2006, 12:13 PM	#6
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Unfortunately, Mothra picked up Godzilla and dropped him into Orodruin. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

09-12-2006, 01:00 PM	#7
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,521	Fortunately Mothra was Radagast the brown Mothra who had to go and rescue Gandalf off Orthanc. __________________ Fenris Penguin