Fortunately/Unfortunately - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

The 1,000 Reader · 09-15-2006, 05:07 PM

Fortunately, MOS had suffering shares that went to the negatives when Mount Zoom finally died. In other words, he was extremely poor.

High King Fingolfin · 09-16-2006, 07:44 PM

Unfortunately, someone took pity on him and wrote him a check for 5 billion silver pennies.

THE Ka · 09-16-2006, 08:44 PM

Fortunately, the check bounced due to the fact that this check and the only person who cared to write it, was Sauron, who was cheap enough for pennies had pulled out too many loans anyways...

Tuor in Gondolin · 09-18-2006, 11:45 AM

Unfortunately for MOS and Gandalf, the
son of Fredegar Bolger (Freddy the Enormous)
leveredged his civil suit settlement from the
nazgul [for nassty torture] into controlling interest in FINB (the First
Ithilien National Bank) to gain control of Minas
Morgul Estates (cadgily using his silent partner
Beregond as front man).

Gil-Galad · 09-19-2006, 08:22 AM

Fortunately nobody had any hard feelings...yarr...

Rune Son of Bjarne · 09-19-2006, 08:47 AM

Unfortunately, an earth-worm was eaten by a bird and nobody even knew about it.

Gil-Galad · 09-19-2006, 05:13 PM

Fortunately nobody knew about Rune posting anyways...yarr...

09-15-2006, 05:07 PM	#1
The 1,000 Reader Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps. Posts: 527	Fortunately, MOS had suffering shares that went to the negatives when Mount Zoom finally died. In other words, he was extremely poor. __________________ "And forth went Morgoth, and he was halted by the elves. Then went Sauron, who was stopped by a dog and then aged men. Finally, there came the Witch-King, who destroyed Arnor, but nobody seems to remember that." -A History of Villains

09-16-2006, 07:44 PM	#2
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 437	Unfortunately, someone took pity on him and wrote him a check for 5 billion silver pennies. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

09-16-2006, 08:44 PM	#3
THE Ka Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: As with the flygja Posts: 1,403	Fortunately, the check bounced due to the fact that this check and the only person who cared to write it, was Sauron, who was cheap enough for pennies had pulled out too many loans anyways... __________________ Vinur, vinur skilur tú meg? Veitst tú ongan loyniveg? Hevur tú reikað líka sum eg, í endaleysu tokuni?

09-18-2006, 11:45 AM	#4
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Unfortunately for MOS and Gandalf, the son of Fredegar Bolger (Freddy the Enormous) leveredged his civil suit settlement from the nazgul [for nassty torture] into controlling interest in FINB (the First Ithilien National Bank) to gain control of Minas Morgul Estates (cadgily using his silent partner Beregond as front man). __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

09-19-2006, 08:22 AM	#5
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	merry talk like a pirate day Fortunately nobody had any hard feelings...yarr... __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

09-19-2006, 05:13 PM	#7
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Fortunately nobody knew about Rune posting anyways...yarr... __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.