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09-25-2006, 03:54 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
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After losing both arms, Denethor found it hard to play Tennis and so gave up.
OR Boromir: Father... I'm... a member of the Gandalf the grey fan club! Denethor: No-oooooooo!
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09-25-2006, 04:26 AM
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Odinic Wanderer
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Under the Raven banner, between tall Odin and white Christ!
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Denethor once again found him self crying, after an argument with his throne.
or Once again Denethor fell down the stairs as he was sitting in the Kings throne.
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09-25-2006, 04:28 AM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Where I lay my head is home
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Denethor: Someone has super-glued my arms and legs together! FAAARAAAMIIIR!!!
OR: A tomato stain on my favourit dress, NOOOOO! OR: Denethor having a bad hair day. OR even: Denethor: I'm blind! I can't see! HELP ME! Faramir: *sigh* Father, open your eyes... (duh!)
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Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watch which Swatch watch switch? He who breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom ~Lurker...
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09-25-2006, 05:33 AM
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Reflection of Darkness
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Polishing the stars. Well, somebody has to do it; they're looking a little bit dull.
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Denethor's mother often warned him, "If you hold that expression too long it'll get stuck that way." Sadly, Denethor never did believe her....
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09-25-2006, 06:18 AM
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Everlasting Whiteness
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Perusing the laminated book of dreams
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Denethor: I WANT MY MUMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
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09-25-2006, 06:21 AM
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Silver in My Silent Heart
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: the great beauty
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Denethor daydreaming about being spanked when he was young.
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09-25-2006, 06:27 AM
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A Mere Boggart
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: under the bed
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"Oooh! Me coccyx is broken!"
Denethor discovers the hard way that he's now too old for surfing down the stairs on an old tea tray from the refectory.
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Gordon's alive!
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09-25-2006, 11:33 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
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Denethor: I'm Melting! MEEEELLLTTTIINNNGGG!
OR Denethor got his tow stuck in the Escalator again.
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09-25-2006, 11:40 AM
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Laconic Loreman
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: USA
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Here we go again...
Faramir: Father what's wrong!? Denethor: Gandalf the Grey uncloaked!  OR Denethor's reaction after hearing Boromir sold the Steward's throne on ebay so he could buy some of Legolas' trademarked Strawberry Shampoo.
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09-25-2006, 06:45 AM
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Maundering Mage
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Texas
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Pippin (off screen): My Lord, why do you close your eyes?
Denethor: If I can't see what going on then it truly isn't.
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09-25-2006, 07:03 AM
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Spectre of Decay
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Bar-en-Danwedh
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The horror
"Never again shall I bet on De Montfort to win the Boat Race"
"After opening a few windows, Denethor made Pippin promise to cut down his protein intake" "A short time later, the Steward abolished practical jokes involving drawing pins" "I thought I told you never to sing that song"
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09-25-2006, 07:08 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
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No uncloaking jokes! Serously!
Denethor watches in horror as Boromir explodes for no reason.
OR Denethor is denied his Happy Meal.
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09-25-2006, 09:58 AM
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Raffish Rapscallion
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-(
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if you've seen the documentaries...
And you thought Christopher Lee might've overreacted to not being able to get up the stairs in his robe...
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09-25-2006, 11:18 AM
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A Mere Boggart
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: under the bed
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Denethor has a painful morning when his Stannah Throne Lift malfunctions and gives him a less than graceful trip back down the stairs.
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Gordon's alive!
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09-26-2006, 02:58 PM
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Reflection of Darkness
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Polishing the stars. Well, somebody has to do it; they're looking a little bit dull.
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Denethor's reaction to the spider he saw crawling on his throne.
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09-26-2006, 03:20 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: May 2004
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constipation, never pretty
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