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Old 10-01-2006, 09:02 AM   #1
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Q: How will Turin manage to kill Morgoth in the Last Battle?
A - By offering him a cup of poisoned gin... then beating him over the head with it.

Q - What were Fingolfin's last words?
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Q - What were Fingolfin's last words?
A: "Ow! Oof! Ooh! Ouch! Aieeee!"

Q: How, exactly, did the rabbits eat Gandalf?
(I never actually gave it a great deal of thought...)
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Old 10-01-2006, 11:21 AM   #3
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Q: How, exactly, did the rabbits eat Gandalf?

A: In the same way that wereducks eat elves; anachronistically.


Q: Why are the elves immortal?
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Q: Why are the elves immortal?
A - They're not. But they are ridiculously longeable. But that is only because of a typing error on the best before date when Eru was tyred in the morning.

Q - When was the last time Smaug brushed his teeth?
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Q - When was the last time Smaug brushed his teeth?[/B]
A: the day before last

Q: WHO KILLED ARAGONS FATHER
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Q: WHO KILLED ARAGONS FATHER
A - You did. Don't you remember.

Q - How many Trolls does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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Q - How many Trolls does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Only one. But he won't finish 'til sunrise, and it's an outdoor bulb, so....

Q: How old was Arwen?
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