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10-15-2006, 07:41 AM
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Mellifluous Maia
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: A glade open to the stars, deep in Nan Elmoth
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"What burden do you bear, Men of Rohan," he cried...so they unwrapped it and showed him: a giant animatronic Pokemon called "jigglypuff". "We are taking him to Theoden to have justice done for this sacriledge!" they explained, pointing at the magic marker moustaches on their faces.
"...to the Elven-smiths they were but trifles-yet still..." |
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10-22-2006, 06:31 AM
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Brightness of a Blade
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: wherever I may roam
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To the Elven-smiths they were but trifles yet still even Celebrimbor loved a game of ping pong with his mates when they took a break from Ring-forging and such.
"Why did it come to me?"
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And no one was ill, and everyone was pleased, except those who had to mow the grass. |
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10-22-2006, 06:50 AM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
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"Why did it come to me?" asked Gandalf as the enormous olyphant licked him and regarded him with contentment. The Wizard whacked his staff against the brute, but it merely hummed and seemed happier. "Perhaps you could shoot it in the eye, master elf?" he asked as Legolas peered into a looking glass and refused to comment.
"Where are the horse and the rider?"
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I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket... |
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11-02-2006, 10:19 PM
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Mellifluous Maia
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: A glade open to the stars, deep in Nan Elmoth
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"Where are the horse and the rider?"
Complained Aragorn, opening the box and dumping his new "Shortcut to Mushrooms" Lego set out on the floor. "And I like less than half..." |
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11-04-2006, 10:00 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Virginia.
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"And I like less than half..."
of an apple pie for breakfast." "Quite the ascetic, aren't you Peregrin Took?" Aragorn said sternly. Pippin hastily replied, "Oh, no, no, no! It's not that! It's just I don't have as big a stomach as Merry does." Quote:
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11-09-2006, 01:58 PM
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Alive without breath
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla
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"We must stop him." decided Boromir as Gollum attempted to purchase the last of the Rice Crispies in the store. "No-ooo!" he shouted louder than ever befreo rugby tacking the little creature to the ground, almost certainly breaking all of his bones. "YES!" he shouted in triumph, "My precious!"
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11-10-2006, 02:12 AM
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Princess of Skwerlz
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: where the Sea is eastwards (WtR: 6060 miles)
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"You are a fine person, Mr. Baggins, and I highly respect and admire you," said Miss Footloose, a comely hobbit lass, to the blushing, bashful young Bilbo, "but I really don't think we should suit enough to get married. Someday you'll be thankful I said 'no'. But we can still be friends."
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'Mercy!' cried Gandalf. 'If the giving of information is to be the cure of your inquisitiveness, I shall spend all the rest of my days in answering you. What more do you want to know?' 'The whole history of Middle-earth...' |
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