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Old 11-03-2006, 08:41 PM   #1
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Q: Why couldn't Saruman make a real ring?
A: Because he was always interrupted by phone calls.

Q: Did Sauron think Pippin had the Ring?
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Old 11-03-2006, 09:35 PM   #2
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A: No. Telling Pippin that "I wil send for it at once" and ordering him to "tell Saruman that this dainty is not for him" was really Sauron's rather odd way of ordering a pizza.

Q: Why did Denethor try to burn Faramir alive?
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Old 11-03-2006, 10:57 PM   #3
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Q: Why did Denethor try to burn Faramir alive?

A: Because Faramir was always turning up the thermostat.

Q: How many elves died at Helm's Deep?
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Old 11-03-2006, 11:21 PM   #4
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Q: How many elves died at Helm's Deep?
A: All of them that showed up with Haldir to fight. You see, little do people know, but PJ's interpretation of Helms Deep was quite accurate. Tolkien simply didn't mention in The Two Towers that there were elves at Helms Deep because it's slightly embarrassing that not a single one of them survived the battle...

Q: Why don't we ever see any female orcs in LotR?
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Old 11-04-2006, 09:39 PM   #5
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Q: Why don't we ever see any female orcs in LotR?

A: Because they stayed home and baked manflesh.

Q: What was Gimli's secret name?
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Q: What was Gimli's secret name?
A: Cinderella

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A: With the correct kind of baking pan and special Orcish seasonings too horrible to mention.

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