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Old 11-03-2006, 11:21 PM   #1
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Q: How many elves died at Helm's Deep?
A: All of them that showed up with Haldir to fight. You see, little do people know, but PJ's interpretation of Helms Deep was quite accurate. Tolkien simply didn't mention in The Two Towers that there were elves at Helms Deep because it's slightly embarrassing that not a single one of them survived the battle...

Q: Why don't we ever see any female orcs in LotR?
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Old 11-04-2006, 09:39 PM   #2
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Q: Why don't we ever see any female orcs in LotR?

A: Because they stayed home and baked manflesh.

Q: What was Gimli's secret name?
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Old 11-04-2006, 10:19 PM   #3
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Q: What was Gimli's secret name?
A: Cinderella

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Old 11-04-2006, 10:30 PM   #4
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A: With the correct kind of baking pan and special Orcish seasonings too horrible to mention.

Q: Could Fingolfin have killed Morgoth?
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Old 11-04-2006, 10:37 PM   #5
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A: He could, if he had some anachronistic technology, such as a machine gun or a phaser.

Q: Who was Ondoher?
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Old 11-05-2006, 02:19 PM   #6
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Old 11-06-2006, 02:59 PM   #7
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Lobellia S-B. No wonder the attitude problems!

Q: Why did Saruman mess with The Shire? why didn't he try to loot something better, like Rivendell?
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