Out of Context Contest

[The Elf-warrior]

"And I like less than half..."

of an apple pie for breakfast." "Quite the ascetic, aren't you Peregrin Took?" Aragorn said sternly. Pippin hastily replied, "Oh, no, no, no! It's not that! It's just I don't have as big a stomach as Merry does."

Originally Posted by The Breaking of the Fellowship

"We must stop him."

[Hookbill the Goomba]

"We must stop him." decided Boromir as Gollum attempted to purchase the last of the Rice Crispies in the store. "No-ooo!" he shouted louder than ever befreo rugby tacking the little creature to the ground, almost certainly breaking all of his bones. "YES!" he shouted in triumph, "My precious!"

Originally Posted by The Hobbit, The last Stage

"You are a fine person, Mr. Baggins,

[Estelyn Telcontar]

"You are a fine person, Mr. Baggins, and I highly respect and admire you," said Miss Footloose, a comely hobbit lass, to the blushing, bashful young Bilbo, "but I really don't think we should suit enough to get married. Someday you'll be thankful I said 'no'. But we can still be friends."

from FotR, 'The Breaking of the Fellowship'

Take it off! Take it off!

[The Only Real Estel]

"Take it off! Take it off!" shouted a slobbering drunk Gimli from his seat at the table. He had already drunk enough ale for twelve dwarves, and Legolas was beginning to look rather becoming.

"I'll do no such thing!" replied Legolas; and, turning on his heel, he left the room (sparing us all).

Originally Posted by Faramir

"This I will not have secret

[Brinniel]

"This I will not have secret!" Faramir cried out to his father. "It won't be long before all of Middle-earth is aware of your bladder control problem."

Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien- The Two Towers

"Ah! now you are asking much," said Gandalf.

[High King Fingolfin]

"Ah! now you are asking much," said Gandalf. "A year's supply of ale I will conjure for you, but I expect to be paid for the Old Toby conjuring in advance."
"How much?" sighed Bilbo.
"Oh, just that Ring of yours should be enough."

Originally posted by J.R.R. Tolkien- The Fellowship of the Ring
"Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards,

[The Elf-warrior]

Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien- The Fellowship of the Ring

"Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards,

...Worm, if you know what's good for you," Saruman thundered while beating Grima Wormtongue with his cane. "Please stop," Grima whined. "I'm sorry I asked you what was for dinner. I know I should always trust you. But my growling stomach got the better of me."

"Say," Saruman said. He put down his cane. "I've thought of a way to kill two birds with one stone, not crows of course, but pigeons. Pimple is getting on my nerves; thus, I want him dead. Kill him and sate yourself to your heart's, or should I say your stomach's content."

"Oh, thank-you, beloved master, I will be so happy to finally have something to eat. Your benevelence is overwhelming."

"Hold your horses," Saruman replied. "You must wait until tonight. This must be done right. You will kill him while he sleeps and please clean up after yourself and do not leave any blood, flesh, or bones lying around for anyone to see. It could push rebellious minds to open treason. And make sure he doesn't squeal!"

"I'll do it very silent and neat tonight," Grima assured Saruman.

Originally Posted by Shelob's Lair

Running is no use.