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Hookbill the Goomba · 11-09-2006, 02:24 PM

- I think he'd put his hands over his ears and close his eye(s?) saying, "La la la! I can't hear you! I can't see you! You don't exist! You can't hurt me! La la la la!"

- Shout "Wahey!" as he comes in

- He'll keep telling the Judge to "Live long and prosper"

- Say "Nice day for it." every 10 minutes

- "Everybody look at me for a minute - I’m going to do a special dance."

- "This is boring."

- "I’m cool!"

- "I’m glad I’m not dead!"

High King Fingolfin · 11-09-2006, 05:06 PM

"I was just restoring the indegenous Orcs to their rightful place, your honor."

Volo · 11-10-2006, 07:32 AM

"Ok, I was pretty violent, but so is he *points at John Cleese*. And what? You hate me, but you love him? So, no wonder I'm violent!"

Farael · 11-10-2006, 08:46 AM

FREEEDOOOMMMMMM (Braveheart-style)

Lalwendë · 11-10-2006, 04:31 PM

Sauron, well-known fan of Brit comedy, would resort to some of his fave catchphrases at his show trial. When asked if he was the Maia who created the One Ring he would try to bluster his way out of it and eventually have to say: "Yeah, but no, but yeah but..."

Then when he was found guilty he'd stick out his bottom lip and say: "Am I bovvered? Look, yeah, am I bovvered? Face? Bovvered?"

11-09-2006, 02:24 PM	#1
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	- I think he'd put his hands over his ears and close his eye(s?) saying, "La la la! I can't hear you! I can't see you! You don't exist! You can't hurt me! La la la la!" - Shout "Wahey!" as he comes in - He'll keep telling the Judge to "Live long and prosper" - Say "Nice day for it." every 10 minutes - "Everybody look at me for a minute - I’m going to do a special dance." - "This is boring." - "I’m cool!" - "I’m glad I’m not dead!" __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

11-09-2006, 05:06 PM	#2
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 437	"I was just restoring the indegenous Orcs to their rightful place, your honor." __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

11-10-2006, 07:32 AM	#3
Volo Silver in My Silent Heart Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: the great beauty Posts: 1,611	"Ok, I was pretty violent, but so is he points at John Cleese. And what? You hate me, but you love him? So, no wonder I'm violent!" __________________ Fenris Wolf The EVEN NEWER Barrow-Downs Photo Page

11-10-2006, 08:46 AM	#4
Farael Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: In hospitals, call rooms and (rarely) my apartment. Posts: 1,538	FREEEDOOOMMMMMM (Braveheart-style) __________________ I prepared Explosive Runes this morning.

11-10-2006, 04:31 PM	#5
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	Sauron, well-known fan of Brit comedy, would resort to some of his fave catchphrases at his show trial. When asked if he was the Maia who created the One Ring he would try to bluster his way out of it and eventually have to say: "Yeah, but no, but yeah but..." Then when he was found guilty he'd stick out his bottom lip and say: "Am I bovvered? Look, yeah, am I bovvered? Face? Bovvered?" __________________ Gordon's alive!