How to Annoy Sauron(a.k.a How to get yourself killed) - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Laleena · 11-10-2006, 05:52 PM

Ask him were his eyelashes are

Ask him how expensive single fireproof contact lenses are

Say " Who's the lucky girl?" and point to his ring

Give him and the ringwraiths pet names

Get him drunk

Start singing elvish ballads and recite their poems when he's around

Tell him he'll make a great villian someday

Have a staring contest with him and win

( Some are lame but that's ok)

11-10-2006, 05:52 PM	#23
Laleena Animated Skeleton Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: in Mirkwood riding my horse Posts: 27	Ask him were his eyelashes are Ask him how expensive single fireproof contact lenses are Say " Who's the lucky girl?" and point to his ring Give him and the ringwraiths pet names Get him drunk Start singing elvish ballads and recite their poems when he's around Tell him he'll make a great villian someday Have a staring contest with him and win ( Some are lame but that's ok) __________________ Sarcasm isn't the lowest form of wit, it isn't wit at all.~ Halt