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High King Fingolfin · 11-24-2006, 12:18 AM

Unfortunately, Gimli was not enjoying the Halls of Mandos.

The Elf-warrior · 11-24-2006, 12:32 AM

Fortunately, Mandos always enjoys the halls of Mandos. Mua ha, ha, ha!

Gil-Galad · 11-24-2006, 10:10 AM

Unfortunately, Mandos got bored and kicked Gimli out into the ocean. Halls of Mandos only has one arcade game.

Meneltarmacil · 11-24-2006, 10:24 AM

Fortunately, a passing ship found Gimli and saved him before he could drown.

Nimrodel_9 · 11-24-2006, 11:21 AM

Unfortunately, it was a ship full of hungry orcs.

High King Fingolfin · 11-24-2006, 11:47 AM

Fortunately, Gimli took care of all 42 of them rather quickly.

Hookbill the Goomba · 11-24-2006, 11:50 AM

Unfortunately, there was also a troll there who thought that Dwarves were a good dish.

Meneltarmacil · 11-24-2006, 01:03 PM

Fortunately, all the sunlight had turned the troll to stone.

Volo · 11-24-2006, 02:33 PM

Unfortunately, the stone was slippery and slipped to the side of the ship making it sink.

Hookbill the Goomba · 11-24-2006, 02:51 PM

Fortunately, Gimli was in a pie shop at the time.

High King Fingolfin · 11-24-2006, 03:10 PM

Unfortunately, Gimli fainted and fell into the display case.

(Happened to my dad once when he was a kid.)

Gil-Galad · 11-24-2006, 05:14 PM

Unfortunately, Gimli's powers of jumping from palces to palces came to an abrupt end. To continue this, Boromir has been challenged to a Dance-A-Thon by Legolas, The Witch King, Gollum, Frodo and Saruman.

Meneltarmacil · 11-24-2006, 05:48 PM

Fortunately, Boromir won the contest with his awesome disco skills.

High King Fingolfin · 11-24-2006, 06:18 PM

Unfortunately, the Witch-King was quite unhappy, and decided to stab Boromir.

Nimrodel_9 · 11-25-2006, 01:55 PM

Fortunately, he missed.

Volo · 11-25-2006, 03:24 PM

Unfortunaly, he hit Frodo in stead.

Meneltarmacil · 11-25-2006, 05:11 PM

Fortunately, Glorfindel brought Frodo to Rivendell in time.

High King Fingolfin · 11-25-2006, 05:50 PM

Unfortunately, Arwen punched him for taking Asfaloth back.

Rikae · 11-25-2006, 06:03 PM

Fortunately, Arwen wasn't wearing her brass knuckles, since Pippin swallowed them that morning.

Tuor in Gondolin · 11-27-2006, 12:27 PM

Unfortunately, Arwen used her giant tapestry sewing
needle in lieu of her brass knuckles.

Gil-Galad · 11-27-2006, 01:26 PM

Fortunately, everyone knew that was too farfecthed for arwen to do and it was ignored, sorry.

Hookbill the Goomba · 11-27-2006, 02:26 PM

Unfortunately, logic was thrown out of the window when The League of In-Jokes arrived.

High King Fingolfin · 11-27-2006, 08:27 PM

Fortunately, the League of Logic, headed by Spock and Elrond, picked logic back up and won an epic battle against the League of In-Jokes.

Nimrodel_9 · 11-28-2006, 10:56 PM

Unfortunately, poor Frodo, though safe in Rivendell, collapsed in shock from all of the confusion.

The Elf-warrior · 12-02-2006, 10:06 PM

Fortunately, confusion collapsed from the shock.

Meneltarmacil · 12-02-2006, 10:09 PM

Unfortuantely, the house of Elrond also collapsed and crushed poor Frodo.

High King Fingolfin · 12-02-2006, 10:22 PM

Fortunately, he survived unharmed somehow.

Meneltarmacil · 12-03-2006, 08:59 PM

Unfortunately, a wolf ate him.

Rikae · 12-03-2006, 09:22 PM

Fortunately, the wolf was a better ring-bearer than Frodo anyhow.

Hookbill the Goomba · 12-04-2006, 05:22 AM

Unfortunately, Aragorn was not aware of this and so chopped it to bits.

Meneltarmacil · 12-04-2006, 06:36 AM

Fortunately, his sword broke.

ninja91 · 12-05-2006, 10:44 AM

Unfortunately, the wolf caught a spear in the back from a hollering Eomer.

Meneltarmacil · 12-05-2006, 10:48 AM

Fortunately, it was a rubber spear.

ninja91 · 12-05-2006, 10:53 AM

Unfortunately, the rubber spear was infected with Ebola virus and the wolf died instantly...somehow...

High King Fingolfin · 12-05-2006, 09:55 PM

Fortunately, the cure for the Ebola was developed that very second at that place.

Gil-Galad · 12-05-2006, 10:28 PM

Unfortunately, the Macarena also came with the Ebola virus, dancy craze was on

Meneltarmacil · 12-06-2006, 04:20 PM

Fortunately, the wolf accidentally crazy-danced into the fires of Mount Doom with the Ring.

High King Fingolfin · 12-07-2006, 04:59 PM

Unfortunately, Saruman dropped a rock on him.

Rikae · 12-07-2006, 06:32 PM

Fortunately, he was already in Mount Doom, and the lava built up pressure behind the rock until it burst out and hit Sauron in the face.

The Elf-warrior · 12-15-2006, 07:41 PM

Unfortunately, this made Sauron upset.

11-24-2006, 12:18 AM	#4041
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 437	Unfortunately, Gimli was not enjoying the Halls of Mandos. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

11-24-2006, 12:32 AM	#4042
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Fortunately, Mandos always enjoys the halls of Mandos. Mua ha, ha, ha! __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

11-24-2006, 10:10 AM	#4043
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Unfortunately, Mandos got bored and kicked Gimli out into the ocean. Halls of Mandos only has one arcade game. __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

11-24-2006, 10:24 AM	#4044
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Fortunately, a passing ship found Gimli and saved him before he could drown. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

11-24-2006, 11:21 AM	#4045
Nimrodel_9 Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Utah Posts: 734	Unfortunately, it was a ship full of hungry orcs. __________________ .:A friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart:.

11-24-2006, 11:47 AM	#4046
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 437	Fortunately, Gimli took care of all 42 of them rather quickly. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

11-24-2006, 11:50 AM	#4047
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Unfortunately, there was also a troll there who thought that Dwarves were a good dish. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

11-24-2006, 01:03 PM	#4048
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Fortunately, all the sunlight had turned the troll to stone. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

11-24-2006, 02:33 PM	#4049
Volo Silver in My Silent Heart Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: the great beauty Posts: 1,611	Unfortunately, the stone was slippery and slipped to the side of the ship making it sink. __________________ Fenris Wolf The EVEN NEWER Barrow-Downs Photo Page

11-24-2006, 02:51 PM	#4050
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Fortunately, Gimli was in a pie shop at the time. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

11-24-2006, 03:10 PM	#4051
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 437	Unfortunately, Gimli fainted and fell into the display case. (Happened to my dad once when he was a kid.) __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

11-24-2006, 05:14 PM	#4052
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Unfortunately, Gimli's powers of jumping from palces to palces came to an abrupt end. To continue this, Boromir has been challenged to a Dance-A-Thon by Legolas, The Witch King, Gollum, Frodo and Saruman. __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

11-24-2006, 05:48 PM	#4053
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Fortunately, Boromir won the contest with his awesome disco skills. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

11-24-2006, 06:18 PM	#4054
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 437	Unfortunately, the Witch-King was quite unhappy, and decided to stab Boromir. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

11-25-2006, 01:55 PM	#4055
Nimrodel_9 Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Utah Posts: 734	Fortunately, he missed. __________________ .:A friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart:.

11-25-2006, 03:24 PM	#4056
Volo Silver in My Silent Heart Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: the great beauty Posts: 1,611	Unfortunaly, he hit Frodo in stead. __________________ Fenris Wolf The EVEN NEWER Barrow-Downs Photo Page

11-25-2006, 05:11 PM	#4057
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Fortunately, Glorfindel brought Frodo to Rivendell in time. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

11-25-2006, 05:50 PM	#4058
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 437	Unfortunately, Arwen punched him for taking Asfaloth back. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

11-25-2006, 06:03 PM	#4059
Rikae Mellifluous Maia Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: A glade open to the stars, deep in Nan Elmoth Posts: 3,489	Fortunately, Arwen wasn't wearing her brass knuckles, since Pippin swallowed them that morning.

11-27-2006, 12:27 PM	#4060
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Unfortunately, Arwen used her giant tapestry sewing needle in lieu of her brass knuckles. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

11-27-2006, 01:26 PM	#4061
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Fortunately, everyone knew that was too farfecthed for arwen to do and it was ignored, sorry. __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

11-27-2006, 02:26 PM	#4062
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Unfortunately, logic was thrown out of the window when The League of In-Jokes arrived. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

11-27-2006, 08:27 PM	#4063
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 437	Fortunately, the League of Logic, headed by Spock and Elrond, picked logic back up and won an epic battle against the League of In-Jokes. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

11-28-2006, 10:56 PM	#4064
Nimrodel_9 Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Utah Posts: 734	Unfortunately, poor Frodo, though safe in Rivendell, collapsed in shock from all of the confusion. __________________ .:A friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart:.

12-02-2006, 10:06 PM	#4065
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Fortunately, confusion collapsed from the shock. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

12-02-2006, 10:09 PM	#4066
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Unfortuantely, the house of Elrond also collapsed and crushed poor Frodo. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

12-02-2006, 10:22 PM	#4067
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 437	Fortunately, he survived unharmed somehow. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

12-03-2006, 08:59 PM	#4068
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Unfortunately, a wolf ate him. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

12-03-2006, 09:22 PM	#4069
Rikae Mellifluous Maia Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: A glade open to the stars, deep in Nan Elmoth Posts: 3,489	Fortunately, the wolf was a better ring-bearer than Frodo anyhow.

12-04-2006, 05:22 AM	#4070
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Unfortunately, Aragorn was not aware of this and so chopped it to bits. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

12-04-2006, 06:36 AM	#4071
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Fortunately, his sword broke. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

12-05-2006, 10:48 AM	#4073
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Fortunately, it was a rubber spear. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

12-05-2006, 09:55 PM	#4075
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 437	Fortunately, the cure for the Ebola was developed that very second at that place. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

12-05-2006, 10:28 PM	#4076
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 4,734	Unfortunately, the Macarena also came with the Ebola virus, dancy craze was on __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

12-06-2006, 04:20 PM	#4077
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Fortunately, the wolf accidentally crazy-danced into the fires of Mount Doom with the Ring. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.