Be careful what you wish for...

[Hookbill the Goomba]

Originally Posted by Azaelia of Willowbottom

I wish that instead of taking the shape of a giant Eye, Sauron had chosen to look like a giant foot.

Granted. However, despite his hopes of 'kicking some behinds', he has terrible foot odour. This, in turn, leads to the abandoning of Gondor and Rohan as well as Mordor itself and Sauron is left in isolation. He goes mad and starts stomping out all life on the planet.

I wish Tree Beard could fly!