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Old 12-14-2006, 03:03 PM   #1
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Why was Cahadras so mean?
A: Caradhras means "Red horn".

Caradhras is also a mean mountain as it is situated in the middle of the Misty Mountains and if you make some calculations, you will find that it's actually of mean height if you compare it with all other mountains in Middle Earth!

Q: What was the first words of the first orc?
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Old 12-14-2006, 03:07 PM   #2
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Q: What was the first words of the first orc?
A - "Blimey!"

Q - What on Middle Earth was Tom Bombadil singing about?
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Old 12-14-2006, 07:26 PM   #3
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Q - What on Middle Earth was Tom Bombadil singing about?
A: His true identity, Meriadoc Brandybuck, AKA Merry.

Q: What species of spider was Ungoliant?
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Old 12-15-2006, 07:47 AM   #4
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Q: What species of spider was Ungoliant?
A: A relation to the spider that turned Peter Parker into Spider Man.

Q: If Elves were immortal, why were they so reclusive?
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Old 12-18-2006, 10:53 PM   #5
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Q: If Elves were immortal, why were they so reclusive?

A: They secretly have low self esteems and think themselves to be ugly. So they do not like to be seen out in the open.


Q: What do you think the Istari wear under their robes?
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Old 12-19-2006, 05:13 PM   #6
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Q: What do you think the Istari wear under their robes?
A: Princess Leia style metal bikinis, of course.

Q: Where are the Ent wives anyway?
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Old 12-21-2006, 07:15 PM   #7
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Q: Where are the Ent wives anyway?
A: In the woods of England cleverly disguised as trees.

Q: What is the meaning of haste?
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