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Old 01-02-2007, 11:55 AM   #1
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Why doesn't Saruman ever get a girlfriend ?
Because girls laughed at him wearing tighty-whiteys.

It also explains why he changed from "Saruman the White" to "Saruman the multicolour"

Why didn't Sauron even have a girlfriend?
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Old 01-02-2007, 12:01 PM   #2
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Why didn't Sauron even have a girlfriend?
Because all the female Miar he saw had Gandalf posters in their bedrooms. Needless to say, it was off putting. Besides which, no elf, human, Dwarf or hobbit would stay in his presence for more than 14 seconds. And Sauron refused to take an Orc wife. Mainly because he didn't know which ones were male and which ones were female.

Q - Why was Saruman's symbol the White hand?
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