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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI
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Unfortunately, Manwë took the ring and overthrew Eru with it.
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"Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx |
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Guard of the Citadel
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Oxon
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Fortunately Eru had a back up plan and so he turned all of Ea into chaos again and started over.
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“The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike.”
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: |Away
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Unfortunately Eru's "Restart" button got stuck and the world/void/chaos needed to be recreated every five...nether-minutes.
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"Loo, what sholde a man in thyse dayes now wryte, 'egges' or 'eyren'?" - Caxton, Eneydos
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Guard of the Citadel
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Oxon
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Fortunately Eru remembered that it's important not to panic so he slowls rebuil the world as it had been before
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps.
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Unfortunately, instead of just making Orcs in this fashion, Eru made every race in Middle-Earth slimy, willless cowards who ultimately don't have any depth and would kill each other just for a shirt of Mithril.
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"And forth went Morgoth, and he was halted by the elves. Then went Sauron, who was stopped by a dog and then aged men. Finally, there came the Witch-King, who destroyed Arnor, but nobody seems to remember that." -A History of Villains |
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Guard of the Citadel
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Oxon
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Fortunately at least there was more action in the books and more people would buy it
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Mellifluous Maia
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: A glade open to the stars, deep in Nan Elmoth
Posts: 3,489
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Unfortunately, those people were more interested in the new movie that had just come out: Hunny, I ate the Baby on a Plane.
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