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Guard of the Citadel
Join Date: Dec 2006
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Because he needed them to complete his Silmarilli pie recipe he had gotten from Thuringwethil
Do Gondorian women find the Woses attractive ?
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI
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Q - What is Gimli's favorite movie?
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Guard of the Citadel
Join Date: Dec 2006
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The Moria Chainsaw Massacre
Why didn't Elrond go to battle during the War of the Ring ?
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Silver in My Silent Heart
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Q: How did Agent 700 succeed in his mission? |
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Guard of the Citadel
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He didn't really need the winged beast to succeed, I saw him in another movie, he could fly...
So he flew to Barad-dur with the Ring, went to Sauron and told him... It was inevitable, Mister Gorthaur. You will now return to the Source. So as Gollum fell to his Doom with the fake Ring, Elrond threw the other one in as well...and BOOM !!! How long would Rosie Cotton survive in the wild alone ?
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Mellifluous Maia
Join Date: Aug 2006
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How long would Rosie Cotton survive in the wild alone ?
Forever. Zimzalazing (thank you Rune), the all-powerful dark fox lord, made her immortal because he and his minions liked her chicken soup so much. How long would Aragorn survive in Hobbiton? |
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Guard of the Citadel
Join Date: Dec 2006
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As long as there is enough pipeweed
Why would Aragorn want to live in Hobbiton anyway ?
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Why were the Wainriders using Chariots?
A: They didn't want to be late for the massacre. Q: Did Tolkien ever watch Star Trek?
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What are taters?
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