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Oddwen · 01-14-2007, 10:43 PM

Sam: shutupshutupshutupshutup

Fro: Waaaa!

mormegil · 01-15-2007, 12:30 AM

Frodo: Sam, I feel like we're being followed.

Sam: Nonsense Mr. Frodo. Only Gollum would find us out here.

narfforc · 01-15-2007, 03:44 AM

Frodo: It's not fair, I wanted a red shirt and they said they didn't have any.

Sam: I've looked all the way through the book and there is no mention of you not wearing a red shirt Mr Frodo.

Frodo: Do you think if I ask nicely that jolly fat hairy fellow will let me wear one?

Sam: That's a good idea Mr Frodo, then all those stupid people who haven't read our book will be able to tell us apart.

Frodo: They can do that already I'm the young good looking one.

Sam: Hey me also, Snap.

Frodo: PROPS!, can someone put the mirrors back in Sams accommodation.

The Might · 01-15-2007, 07:33 AM

Sam: Yep, what Pippin told you is true, I got the papers right here. 3 months prison and 8000$ for filesharing.
Frodo: We have to destroy the PC and go to Mexico
Sam: But the only place we can destroy it is Mount Doom!
Frodo: Not again...

Hookbill the Goomba · 01-15-2007, 08:06 AM

Frodo and Sam are a little unnerved by Mordor Fashion.

Frodo: Red and Black coats? Weird!

OR

Sam: Come on doggy, let's go for a walk!

Frodo: I hate to tell you this, Sam, but your dog is dead. In fact, he's been dead for a while. Two years at least.

Meela · 01-18-2007, 05:25 PM

Frodo: Are you sure about stealing the script...
Sam: Look, do you want double more screen time than Aragorn or not? Now quick, cover me while I tear out the coronation scene.

The Only Real Estel · 01-18-2007, 06:13 PM

Kudos to whoever guesses the song & artist in this caption...

Frodo: "Sam, I don't understand your obsession with 'trying to find your place' in that diary you're holding..."

01-14-2007, 10:43 PM	#1
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	Sam: shutupshutupshutupshutup Fro: Waaaa! __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

01-15-2007, 12:30 AM	#2
mormegil Maundering Mage Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 4,651	Frodo: Sam, I feel like we're being followed. Sam: Nonsense Mr. Frodo. Only Gollum would find us out here. __________________ “I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

01-15-2007, 03:44 AM	#3
narfforc Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Muddy-earth Posts: 1,297	Frodo: It's not fair, I wanted a red shirt and they said they didn't have any. Sam: I've looked all the way through the book and there is no mention of you not wearing a red shirt Mr Frodo. Frodo: Do you think if I ask nicely that jolly fat hairy fellow will let me wear one? Sam: That's a good idea Mr Frodo, then all those stupid people who haven't read our book will be able to tell us apart. Frodo: They can do that already I'm the young good looking one. Sam: Hey me also, Snap. Frodo: PROPS!, can someone put the mirrors back in Sams accommodation. __________________ [B]THE LORD OF THE GRINS:THE ONE PARODY....A PARODY BETTER THAN THE RINGS OF POWER.

01-15-2007, 07:33 AM	#4
The Might Guard of the Citadel Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Oxon Posts: 2,205	Sam: Yep, what Pippin told you is true, I got the papers right here. 3 months prison and 8000$ for filesharing. Frodo: We have to destroy the PC and go to Mexico Sam: But the only place we can destroy it is Mount Doom! Frodo: Not again... __________________ “The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike.” Delos B. McKown

01-15-2007, 08:06 AM	#5
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 5,912	Frodo and Sam are a little unnerved by Mordor Fashion. Frodo: Red and Black coats? Weird! OR Sam: Come on doggy, let's go for a walk! Frodo: I hate to tell you this, Sam, but your dog is dead. In fact, he's been dead for a while. Two years at least. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

01-18-2007, 05:25 PM	#6
Meela Denethor's True Love Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Mirkwood. With Thranduil... swoon Posts: 2,049	Frodo: Are you sure about stealing the script... Sam: Look, do you want double more screen time than Aragorn or not? Now quick, cover me while I tear out the coronation scene. __________________ 'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard.

01-18-2007, 06:13 PM	#7
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	Kudos to whoever guesses the song & artist in this caption... Frodo: "Sam, I don't understand your obsession with 'trying to find your place' in that diary you're holding..."