The Darrow-Browns Thoonerism Spread

[littlemanpoet]

Some of these are hilarious and some are just bad attempts. Like mine. But I think I see why. Complete thoughts + altered meaning when you end up with "unintended" words, like:

Originally Posted by the phantom

Minas Morgul used to be Minas Ithil, the Mower of the Toon.

Some hobbits prefer living in Booktank.

In Appendix B of LOTR, you will find the Yale of Tears.

Lor-Domin thrived under the stool of Rurin the Headfast.

The Valar meet weekly in the Ding of Room.

Don't forget Ragshat's little orc friend, Badrug.

To find more on these topics simply consult the Wed Rook of Bestmarch.

Sam married... Cozy Rotten.

All hail Sauron, Corthaur the Gruel, also named Annatar, Gourd of Lifts, and the Hack Bland.

But especially....

Originally Posted by the phantom

All fear Hrond, Gammer of the Underworld!

I wonder who the Gaffer is!

Great stuff, phantom!