The Barrow Downs Newspaper

[the phantom]

Oh, it's invested in various businesses and institutions.

The Downer, for instance.

Inside Alien?

Yes, he swallowed a bag of knuts, sickles, and galleons last week. For the past few days I've been trying to convince him to tie a rope around his middle and allow me to hoist him up above a herd of blindfolded children with baseball bats.

I just love piñatas.